Must NOT Watch Movies Thread V1: Personal Opinions

Anorion

Sith Lord
Staff member
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have to accept there is some kind of cultural decoherance maybe there is a section that feels disengaged with the kind of movies coming out of bollywood.
But if you like such movies, going by the formula, this is really good. Cinematography is mindbogglingly beautiful, it pushes the right buttons, has the feels, donno why I am so excite :D
 

Nerevarine

Incarnate
Django Unchained (2012)
Sorry saw it another time and that big big flaw in the story is just irritating. Wrongly rated at IMDB & one of tarantino's bad movie.
Broomhilda has a whipped back. r mark on her cheek & doesn't even worth 300$. Mr candie wont care for such a small amount as 300$ & may even refuse to sell her. Fine.
Now according to Schultz if a farmer does not agrees to sell his horse then buy the farm by offering a ridiculous amount then he will be compelled to sell the horse too.
If the point is to make an offer the other cant refuse then why not pay that 12000$ for broomhilda only? why the masquerade?

The point is they were not gonna buy the farm in the first place.. THey offered to buy the farm but as soon as they got broomhilda, and escaped the compound they would have invalidated the cheque and get the f*** out of there as soon as possible
But the plan was ruined by the black guy played by Samuel Jackson
 

quan chi

mortal kombat
The point is they were not gonna buy the farm in the first place.. THey offered to buy the farm but as soon as they got broomhilda, and escaped the compound they would have invalidated the cheque and get the f*** out of there as soon as possible
But the plan was ruined by the black guy played by Samuel Jackson

Yes but whats the point?
Even Mr Candi wanted to part with her. They could have easily got her even with 1000$ since as already mentioned she was worth no more than 300$. Yes they would not have got the attention of mr candi in that matter but there could have been other ways.

Anyways the story somewhat looses the track here mainly to make room for the action I suppose.
 
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TheFallenLord

Journeyman
Prem Ratan Dhan Payo (2015) - First Salman movie I watched in theatres in many years (last one was Bodyguard, IIRC) and I'm thankful to my sister that I didn't have to pay for it. It was still unbearable though but somehow I managed to give her company for the whole duration of the film and finally when that pathetic excuse for a film ended I found out that she didn't like it either which was surprising coming from a HUGE Sallu fan. Well, not that surprising coz it was probably one of the worst Sallu flicks ever and like most of his films this is most definitely a 'Must NOT Watch' movie. 4/10

American Ultra (2015) - A mindless action flick. Watchable only if you have nothing else to watch, otherwise don't bother. 5/10
 

quan chi

mortal kombat
The visit
Irritating kids & some of their dialogues. Also poor direction with a found footage genre theme. If it was shot properly with some decent dialogues then it would have been an interesting watch. M night shyamalan unfortunately is a flop master.
 

Flash

Lost in speed
Attack on Titan: End of the world - Except for the CGI, nothing's great in the movie. A disgrace to its anime, in the likes of Dragonball:Evolution. Atleast, the first part was better than the second part.
 

quan chi

mortal kombat
Kya kool hai hum 3
No class or standard a total c******a. Compared to the first this film is nowhere near it. From the end credits you can make out that they had no script or dialogues.
 
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ShankJ

Been There, Done That!!
Chappie - cant believe its the same director who made District 9,

Chappie is one stupid movie with overacting Hugh Jackman, Dev Patel and an idiotic robot. Hugh Jackman should not have done this movie, Dev patel is again overacting and lack of experience, the story has many loopholes. waste of time

The whole idea was nice but the choice of actors was wrong.. I for once liked the story and the two rapper characters..
 

quan chi

mortal kombat
Airlift
Thought for many days where to place it. Since we don't have a maybe watch thread therefore I'm placing it here.
As a movie it fails a big time. In ratings it should not go above 5.5. I have no Idea how this movie got so much rating. Even an average movie viewer may find this movie somewhat average. Maybe rated high by persons associated with the movie who knows.
Anyways the biggest problems this movie have are its direction & editing. Some scenes looks forced & dumb & some looks well...pardon my language downright chu****a. Since there are not too much of movie elements in the story therefore they could have taken some more time to make things more creative & interesting. It looks rushed.
 

Saahib

Cyborg Agent
Sanam Re...

I had no idea that this movie directed by Divya Khosla Kumar of Yaariyan.. a complete waste of time. Apparently she (director) thinks that exotic locations, beautiful (near to perfect) actors are sufficient for Bollywood movie. Looks like someone gave money to average passout of art school and here we have the movie. Generally Indian movies has USP of emotions, she "f@cked" that all. Totally awkward, unrealistic , must not watch.. even if you are watching on DVD..
Divya Khosla Kumar is now in strict NO-NO list.. its true that beauty and brains hardly comes together.



Airlift
Thought for many days where to place it. Since we don't have a maybe watch thread therefore I'm placing it here.
As a movie it fails a big time. In ratings it should not go above 5.5. I have no Idea how this movie got so much rating. Even an average movie viewer may find this movie somewhat average. Maybe rated high by persons associated with the movie who knows.
Anyways the biggest problems this movie have are its direction & editing. Some scenes looks forced & dumb & some looks well...pardon my language downright chu****a. Since there are not too much of movie elements in the story therefore they could have taken some more time to make things more creative & interesting. It looks rushed.

I have seen people liking this movie, when movie finished, they had satisfaction as I had after watching "Schindler's list ". Ofcourse there is no comparison between both at all but I think average Indian those are only exposed to all kind of shits by directors where they think viewers are stupid , this movie is far better than those and connects to emotions lots of time and yes there is patriotism in there, which also clicked..
 

ajayritik

Technomancer
All through the movie I thought in Airlift there will be something which will really stand out.
Some unexpected event some confrontation.
I was disappointed except couple of scenes.
 

quan chi

mortal kombat
Ghayal once again
Another of those c****tic movies. There are so many so many flaws. Infact the base of the plot has such a big flaw which you really cannot ignore. script/screenplay & dialogues most of them are average to mediocre maybe one or two are okaish. Bad direction. Its clear that the makers didn't even thought a bit on the story.

Ab koi Ch***a movie ko c***** na bole to fir kya bole?
Still if somebody thinks otherwise then feel free to ask me I will list out all the big stupid flaws which you must clear to convince us all that it actually is not a stupidity but has some other meaning.
 

ajayritik

Technomancer
Ghayal once again
Another of those c****tic movies. There are so many so many flaws. Infact the base of the plot has such a big flaw which you really cannot ignore. script/screenplay & dialogues most of them are average to mediocre maybe one or two are okaish. Bad direction. Its clear that the makers didn't even thought a bit on the story.

Ab koi Ch***a movie ko c***** na bole to fir kya bole?
Still if somebody thinks otherwise then feel free to ask me I will list out all the big stupid flaws which you must clear to convince us all that it actually is not a stupidity but has some other meaning.

Bhai you did a great favor to me for posting on this. Was thinking of watching this one.
Now I would ensure I don't go anywhere near this.
It helps matters that my wife doesn't like Sunny Deol.
 

quan chi

mortal kombat
Bhai you did a great favor to me for posting on this. Was thinking of watching this one.
Now I would ensure I don't go anywhere near this.
It helps matters that my wife doesn't like Sunny Deol.

I was lured to watch this movie due to those false IMDB ratings, which now I suspect has been rated by the people associated with the film. There are many irritating characters especially those college students (That guy who played the lawyer's son was okay).

The film's tone is serious but you will find most of those intense scenes either funny,disgusting or downright boring.

ps: you can watch this movie alone & please be attentive (I know that can be hard for a movie like this) then you are guaranteed to laugh like crazy at some scenes.
 

quan chi

mortal kombat
Gods of egypt
Not a good movie. Rated properly at the popular rating sites.

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zoolander 2
Yak thoo..
 

quan chi

mortal kombat
The andromeda strain
Wannabe 2001:a space odyssey. Bad script, average direction feels pretentious.
 
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