Ils (THEM) well I had high expectations from this one, and maybe that ruined it.... it also said to be based on tru events and that actually brings a shock when the movie ends. tension is maintain but I still say the tricks used to bring the thrill was old and used........6/10 for me
Zapped! - Average 80's comedy flick about a boy who obtains the power of Telekinesis due a screw up at his lab experiment.
Holy cow! Really? It would have seriously been an awesome experience indeed. I have probably seen so many 80's comedy flicks by now that this one just paled in comparison to some of them. It still had those hilarious moments though. BTW I didn't know these movie used to release in our theatres. Which cinema was it and it's location?Nostalgic! It was my first 'English' film ever!! Watched it some 20 years(maybe more) back while in school with friends. It was an 'adult' film (9 am show) and we used our contacts to gain entry in the cinema hall! And it was an awesome experience. Lol.
La Belle Noiseuse (1991)
Why So Boring? By rights, any film in which we can see the incomparably gorgeous Emmanuelle Beart standing stark naked for two hours while modelling for a painting, should have no place in this list.
Unfortunately, the film is four hours long.. and the other two consist of close-ups of the painter at work. The only film in this list that allows you to actually watch paint dry.
How To Add A Bit Of Excitement: At least have Beart do star-jumps. You know, for the jiggle.
Satantango (1994)
Why So Boring? The first shot shows a herd of cows walking along a muddy track. The first shot lasts eight minutes.
However, at least the camera moves. For most of the following seven hours of glacial action, gloomy art direction and Communist farm co-operatives, the camera remains obstinately rooted to the spot.
At that length, you'd have to take the day off work to watch it...but you'd rather go to work, wouldn't you?
How To Add A Bit Of Excitement: Hire an editor.
Blue (1993)
Why So Boring? It seems unfair to penalise a film made by a dying man, who found a creative way of overcoming blindness to bring his highly personal meditations on mortality to the movie screen.
At the end of the day, however, it has to be pointed out that Derek Jarman's final film consists entirely of a blue screen, onto which an 80 minute soundscape of narration and music is overlaid.
The fact that it premiered on radio at the same time as TV says it all.
How To Add A Bit Of Excitement: At least change the colour occasionally. It's not much to ask, is it?
The Cure For Insomnia (1987)
Why So Boring? Running at 87 hours - that's over three days - this is officially the world's longest movie, and very nearly the most boring.
Consisting mainly of a static shot of an artist reading a 4000 page long poem in its entirety, it's less a recital than the terminal challenge in a deadly version of Big Brother.
However, it does contain occasional cutaways to pornos and heavy metal videos, so there's at least some effort to jolt you back into wakefulness.
How To Add A Bit Of Excitement: Prizes for whoever in the audience lasts the longest.