Dostana 5.5/10
First of all I want to compare the film with chewing gum. If not the camera work and presentation was so classy it can be compared with Partner.
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Let me tell u d story (actually there is no story, its a thought which was made into a story).
Story: Two guys r in search of house in Miami. They chose a house but owner refused to take two guys as her nice is going to share that apartment. Our heroes become desperate and pose a Gay and convince owner now she wouldn't fear. Both of our heroes fall for owner's niece but our heroine falls for her boss. THIS IS IT. This is the end of the thought which in turn was made into a movie.
A lot of endings could be thought of this scenario and our confused director has chose one.
Some characters were just introduced for the sake of comedy and to lengthen the screen time. Like Sam's mom, Priyanka's gay boss (Boman irani). Their contribution in the movie does not affect the story (or whatsoever) in any way.
Jokes/comic situations created around immigration officer/govt. invigilator are now seemed to be repetitive. A lot of movies have already shown them (Hey Baby, Ramji Londonwale, one film with Jimmy Shergil-Kim Sharma etc.)
Lots and lots of dumb scenes, beautiful song picturisation, a very few intellegent humor(may be 2-3), John's only one expression (confused) are the elements of the cinema.
If not a few humor moments the film should be released as a video song album only. Why torture people with such dumb cinema.