He is making fun of Meri Jaan Ubuntu lets make fun of him. Few reasons why chemistry between imav and ubuntu is not good.
Ubuntu is not for viruses
i - I
m - m
a - a
v - virus
While windows is a safe heaven for viruses but ubuntu is no good for them. So how a virus(imav) is expecting happy journey with it
Possible Solution : Change ur name, reinstall n then try
Ubuntu is not yet idiot proof
He struck his head with monitor and expected ubuntu to stop him doing so or at least should have warned him but ubuntu didn't.
He may have found these features in windows (expecting same thing from ubuntu) as he may be using
Windows Vista Idiots Edition but sorry to say that ubuntu community is yet to come out with
idiot proof edition.
Possible Solution : Ubuntu versions go like this
D - Dapper Drake ( Ubuntu 6.06)
E - Edgy Eft ( Ubuntu 6.10)
F - Feisty Fawn ( Ubuntu 7.04)
G - Gusty Gibbon ( Ubuntu 7.10)
H - Hardy Haron ( Ubuntu 8.04)
I - Idiots Invited ( Ubuntu 8.10)
In 8.10 there'll definitely be some hope for you.
Till then happy sucking