Do you believe in ghosts? Have you seen them
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dheeraj_kumar
Legen-wait for it-dary!
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*en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owned
well who knows... there are so many factors to consider... daylight saving time, timezones, etc. if the ghost doesnt consider DST in america then they would enter the house at 7 am instead of 5 am lol
*en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owned
well who knows... there are so many factors to consider... daylight saving time, timezones, etc. if the ghost doesnt consider DST in america then they would enter the house at 7 am instead of 5 am lol
^^pawned again...lol
And let me tell you devil always come in subtle form, it wont scare you it will make you hollow from the inside.
If u guys believe (which of course i dont
) bible then didnt you see how Adam Eve were fooled, the devil didn't scared them. He lured them. So next time u see someone wishing you luck, think twice if it was not the devil's speak
And let me tell you devil always come in subtle form, it wont scare you it will make you hollow from the inside.
If u guys believe (which of course i dont
) bible then didnt you see how Adam Eve were fooled, the devil didn't scared them. He lured them. So next time u see someone wishing you luck, think twice if it was not the devil's speak 
!SunnyChahal
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Devils must be working in shifts.Like one for each time zone
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paranj
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Hey u need to meet the devil? Contact me! By the way, yes I do believe in ghosts. Cause I have army of them. And i have a soul trapping gun."SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND"
Well jokes apart, I havent seen a ghost but eagerly waiting to see one! And if I do, I will make him sit here and say helo to u! and than i am gonna kick his arse(ass) .Muhahaha
Well jokes apart, I havent seen a ghost but eagerly waiting to see one! And if I do, I will make him sit here and say helo to u! and than i am gonna kick his arse(ass) .Muhahaha
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Batistabomb
Deadman Walking
good joke, but devils won't give you that much time for you
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paranj
Guest
ya i am Jhonny Blaze
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paranj
Guest
yea i dont eat mirchies, i do it naturally!
I am a 13yrs old student in 8th standard
I am a 13yrs old student in 8th standard
SunnyChahal
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@ax3,I'm always here.Wanna see a ghost?I live in Delhi
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paranj
Guest
Nope, i ride an activa without a license, i broke the number plate in a crash and lost the RTO registration papers. Lost both the keys, running on dupli keys! AND ITS REAL!
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Batistabomb
Deadman Walking
@ax3,I'm always here.Wanna see a ghost?I live in Delhi
YES ,post the pic,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, just kidding
dheeraj_kumar
Legen-wait for it-dary!
Well... heres a joke...
A guy was really bored, so he was just roaming around. He found a conference going on in a nearby auditorium and went inside. It was completely full. He found an empty seat though and sat. The speaker said "Now we shall talk about ghosts"
"How many of you have seen a ghost?" Everyone in the audience raised their hands.
"How many of you have spoken to a ghost?" Half of the audience raised their hands.
"How many of you have touched a ghost?" One fourth of the audience raised their hands.
"How many of you have made love to a ghost?" Only this guy raised his hand.
Everyone was like WTF and the speaker said "Are you sure you have made love to a ghost?" he said, "I'm 100% sure"
The speaker asked him to come up to the stage. "Now I request him to tell us how it felt, making love to a ghost"
The mic was given to him, and he was bewildered. He asked "Ghost? I thought you were talking about goats all along!!!"
A guy was really bored, so he was just roaming around. He found a conference going on in a nearby auditorium and went inside. It was completely full. He found an empty seat though and sat. The speaker said "Now we shall talk about ghosts"
"How many of you have seen a ghost?" Everyone in the audience raised their hands.
"How many of you have spoken to a ghost?" Half of the audience raised their hands.
"How many of you have touched a ghost?" One fourth of the audience raised their hands.
"How many of you have made love to a ghost?" Only this guy raised his hand.
Everyone was like WTF and the speaker said "Are you sure you have made love to a ghost?" he said, "I'm 100% sure"
The speaker asked him to come up to the stage. "Now I request him to tell us how it felt, making love to a ghost"
The mic was given to him, and he was bewildered. He asked "Ghost? I thought you were talking about goats all along!!!"
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paranj
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lol
krates
Be CoOl rAp RuLeZ !!!
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare centers.
Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.
Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A: Boo boos.
Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A: A BOO-logna sandwich.
Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
A: The Eerie canal, Lake Eerie ! or Mali-Boo
Q. What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
A: The roller ghoster.
Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
A: At the ghost-ery store.
Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
A: At the ghost office.
Q: What's a ghosts favorite fruit?
A: Booberries.
Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best ?
A: A dead end !
Q: What did the baby ghost eat for dinner ?
A: A boo-loney sandwich !
Q: What do you call a ghost's mother and father ?
A: Transparents !
Q: How did the ghost song and dance act make a living ?
A: By appearing in television spooktaculars !
Q: What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains ?
A: Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes !
Q: Why are ghosts bad at telling lies ?
A: Because you can see right through them !
Q: What did the ghost teacher say to her class ?
A: Watch the board and I'll go through it again !
Q: How do ghosts learn songs ?
A: They read the sheet music !
Q: What is a ghost's favourite day of the week ?
A: Frightday !
Q: Where do ghosts get an education ?
A: High sghoul !
Q: What did the polite ghost say to her son ?
A: Don't spook until your spooken to !
Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A: Hoblin Goblin.
Q: What do you call a prehistoric ghost ?
A: A terror-dactyl !
Q: Who speaks at the ghosts' press conference ?
A: The spooksperson !
Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
A: How do you boo, sir?
Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A: Boo boo's!
Q: Why did the ghost go to the amusement park?
A: He wanted to go on a rollerghoster !
Q: Who's the most important member of a ghost's
football team ? A: The ghoulie !
Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?
A: In the moaning.
Q: What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?
A: Ghost toasties with booberries, Scream of Wheat or Dreaded wheat !
Q: What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
A: Coffee with scream and sugar.
Q: What is a ghost's favourite dessert ?
A: Boo-Berry pie with I-scream !
Q: What do ghosts dance to ?
A: Soul music !
Q: Where do ghosts live ?
A: In a terrortory !
Q: What color are ghosts?
A: BOOOO!
Q: When do ghosts usually appear ?
A: Just before someone screams !
Q: What's a ghost's favorite ride?
A: A roller ghoster!
Q: What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars ?
A: Sheet belts !
Q: What do ghosts eat for dinner ?
A: Ghoulash !
Q: What kind of ghost has the best hearing ?
A: The eeriest !
Q: What does a ghost swim in?
A: The Dead sea!
Q: Who did the ghost invite to his party?
A: Anyone he could dig up!
Q: Who was the famous ghost detective?
A: Sherlock Moans.
*ghostwatchers.org/jokes.html
A: Dayscare centers.
Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.
Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A: Boo boos.
Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A: A BOO-logna sandwich.
Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
A: The Eerie canal, Lake Eerie ! or Mali-Boo
Q. What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
A: The roller ghoster.
Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
A: At the ghost-ery store.
Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
A: At the ghost office.
Q: What's a ghosts favorite fruit?
A: Booberries.
Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best ?
A: A dead end !
Q: What did the baby ghost eat for dinner ?
A: A boo-loney sandwich !
Q: What do you call a ghost's mother and father ?
A: Transparents !
Q: How did the ghost song and dance act make a living ?
A: By appearing in television spooktaculars !
Q: What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains ?
A: Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes !
Q: Why are ghosts bad at telling lies ?
A: Because you can see right through them !
Q: What did the ghost teacher say to her class ?
A: Watch the board and I'll go through it again !
Q: How do ghosts learn songs ?
A: They read the sheet music !
Q: What is a ghost's favourite day of the week ?
A: Frightday !
Q: Where do ghosts get an education ?
A: High sghoul !
Q: What did the polite ghost say to her son ?
A: Don't spook until your spooken to !
Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A: Hoblin Goblin.
Q: What do you call a prehistoric ghost ?
A: A terror-dactyl !
Q: Who speaks at the ghosts' press conference ?
A: The spooksperson !
Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
A: How do you boo, sir?
Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A: Boo boo's!
Q: Why did the ghost go to the amusement park?
A: He wanted to go on a rollerghoster !
Q: Who's the most important member of a ghost's
football team ? A: The ghoulie !
Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?
A: In the moaning.
Q: What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?
A: Ghost toasties with booberries, Scream of Wheat or Dreaded wheat !
Q: What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
A: Coffee with scream and sugar.
Q: What is a ghost's favourite dessert ?
A: Boo-Berry pie with I-scream !
Q: What do ghosts dance to ?
A: Soul music !
Q: Where do ghosts live ?
A: In a terrortory !
Q: What color are ghosts?
A: BOOOO!
Q: When do ghosts usually appear ?
A: Just before someone screams !
Q: What's a ghost's favorite ride?
A: A roller ghoster!
Q: What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars ?
A: Sheet belts !
Q: What do ghosts eat for dinner ?
A: Ghoulash !
Q: What kind of ghost has the best hearing ?
A: The eeriest !
Q: What does a ghost swim in?
A: The Dead sea!
Q: Who did the ghost invite to his party?
A: Anyone he could dig up!
Q: Who was the famous ghost detective?
A: Sherlock Moans.
*ghostwatchers.org/jokes.html
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paranj
Guest
^^ya i have it but i have been ordered not to show friend's pictures;D
Count Dracula
Journeyman
Please stick to the topic,guys.And yeah, I want to buy an Ouija board.( I know the consequences i'll face,but still).Where can I find one in Mumbai?
Zangetsu
I am the master of my Fate.
Y r u buying a ouija board when u can create a one by urself
we created it in the past & succeeded too
just use a cardboard.....I still remember the essentials things in the board shud be
Alphabets : A-Z
Numbers:1-10
Directions: N,E,W,S
a 1rupee coin
PS : make all the things in board as stated above....but do remember 2 draw a circle
in the center of the board (size shud be as of 1rupee coin)
dats all...u need
Count Dracula
Journeyman
What about the Planchette?How do I make one? Any appropriate links which state how do you make an ouija board?
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