Coke has a rival: RSS's cow urine cola

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Coke has a rival: RSS's cow urine cola


Dehradun The RSS has found something to give the popular colas and cold drinks a run for their money: bovine urine. The Sangh's Cow Protection Department is planning to produce a soft drink with this magic ingredient as base, and believes it will sweep the market.

The head of the Hardwar-based department, Om Prakash, said: "We refer to gau ark (cow urine) as gau jal (cow water) as it has immense potential to cure various diseases. We have developed a soft drink formula with gau jal as the base and it has been sent to a laboratory at Lucknow for testing."

Once the tests show positive results, he added, the department will think about its packaging, preservation and marketing.

While the RSS is at the task alone right now, once the drink is ready to be taken to the market, the Cow Protection Department might seek the help of the Uttarakhand Government in the operations.

"It will be a revolution of sorts. The acceptance of cow urine as a potent medicine is increasing day by day and once it comes as a cold drink, its demand will definitely increase," Prakash claimed.

Stating that several colas are harmful to the extent that they can be substituted for pesticides, he asserted that their soft drink with cow urine will not only be natural but cost-effective too. "In addition to this, it will prove and justify the high stature accorded to a cow in Indian culture."

Cow urine, in fact, ranks quite high on the RSS list of priorities. "We discuss its importance at various meetings and public programmes. We have also been circulating pamphlets about its medicinal value," said Om Prakash, who has been actively involved in the task of cow protection and promoting bovine urine for the last four decades.

He names products ranging from toothpaste, shampoo, soap, face powder and shaving lotion to balm, biscuits, incense sticks, phenyl, mosquito coils and distemper which are being made from cow urine and cow dung.

He asserts that tiles made up of cow dung have been found to be fire - and water-resistant and can ward off radiation.


*www.expressindia.com/latest-news/Coke-has-a-rival-RSSs-cow-urine-cola/421641/


What next cow dung in burgers?:rolleyes:
 

gary4gar

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If you don't know Cow urine has some medicinal values also and it is used on lots of medicines.

But not sure how many would be interested in drinking it directly
 
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But not sure how many would be interested in drinking it directly

Narendra Modi and Advani will be the first one to take a sip of this chilled cow cola.And they will provide each of their workers and promoters Cow Cola cans during elections.


Jo chaho ho jaaye cow cola enjoy.

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Bunch 'o noobs. Yeah cow urine may have some disinfectant properties. But that does NOT stop it from also having dangerous wastes from the cow's body. The cow could be from anywhere - how do drinkers know if its a clean and specially bread cow for the purpose ?
 
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gaurav_indian

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Bunch 'o noobs. Yeah cow urine may have some disinfectant properties. But that does NOT stop it from also having dangerous wastes from the cow's body. The cow could be from anywhere - how do drinkers know if its a clean and specially bread cow for the purpose ?

acha hai na kam se kam shri ram sena,bajrang dal,shiv sena ko koi kaam toh mil jaayega ab gali gali haath mein bottle leke ghumenge kahin koi cow pee kare aur yeh woh shudh aur taaza liquid collect kare.

New sena is coming soon.CCS(cow cola sena) ;)
 

Faun

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Yeh khud hi apna urine bechna shuru kar denge. Mufat ki kamaai. India is great !

*images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/60/Burnvictim_BNW-child-bathes-in-cow-urine.jpg

NOTE: Okay I have an idea, we can have highly nutritional omlette too without any need of eggs.
 
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gaurav_indian

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Yeh khud hi apna urine bechna shuru kar denge. Mufat ki kamaai. India is great !

*images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/60/Burnvictim_BNW-child-bathes-in-cow-urine.jpg

NOTE: Okay I have an idea, we can have highly nutritional omlette too without any need of eggs.

Main toh yeh soch raha hu tune yeh picture search karne ke liye google pe kya type kiya hoga :confused:
 

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It's true Im not confused
acha hai na kam se kam shri ram sena,bajrang dal,shiv sena ko koi kaam toh mil jaayega ab gali gali haath mein bottle leke ghumenge kahin koi cow pee kare aur yeh woh shudh aur taaza liquid collect kare.

New sena is coming soon.CCS(cow cola sena) ;)
Sahi bola vidu:D:D:D:D
 

Davidboon

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WTF !! How can they think of feeding this to the us ??!!... for god's sake let them keep this with themselves .
i think the rss has gone real CRAZY !! , somebody has to stop this madness .
 

victor_rambo

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Maneka Gandhi will come with a new protest against this. She will allege that the cows are forced to drink lots and lots amount of water so that they can produce more urine and thus more cow-drinks can be produced. This is cruely to cows.
 

Kl@w-24

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Someone tell these numbskulls to do something good for the nation instead of stupid antics like this. :|
 

Faun

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^^It's simple

Check India's page in Encyclopedia Dramatica :D
*encyclopediadramatica.com/India

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