Believe it or not: Diet coke can kill sperms!

[iMav]

The simple problem is that juices etc. are not easily available and all this Tropicana, Appy and Mazaa etc. are boring to drink again and again. No matter how crap they might be, the truth is that when you're having a pav bhajji or Pizza, it's Coke/Pepsi that add to the fun.

 

[Faun]

so listen to the taste then, life is too short to suffer in bursts

 

[mediator]

The simple problem is that juices etc. are not easily available and all this Tropicana, Appy and Mazaa etc. are boring to drink again and again. No matter how crap they might be, the truth is that when you're having a pav bhajji or Pizza, it's Coke/Pepsi that add to the fun.

Its pretty simple. Hire some servant for 300 or 400 bucks who can come everyday for 15 minutes & serve you nice 2-3 litres of "Nimbu Paani" that can last the whole day. The amount spent, it seems, is lesser than or equivalent to that spent on coke/pepsi considering u consume 1 bottle(Rs.25) everyday. I dunno bt Mumbai, but Delhi has whole lotta Juice shops everywhere. Its a real life saver & savour. Besides I disagree, the pav bhaji/coke combo can never match pavbhajji-juice combo! You can easily fill urself with 1 litre of juice without belching.

Neways, u have whole lotta other varieties. Milk+chocolate/butterscotch/strawberry/thandai/badaam (GopalJi flavours), roohafsa (specially at night) etc etc what not! A glass of juice before and chocolate shake after some sports or gym. Thats life!

 

[jal_desai]

oh man... i consume atleast one bottle of either Diet Coke or Appy Fizz everyday!! need to switch...

 

[Cool G5]

^ I don't think Appy fizz should do any harm. It's just a apple juice along with soda, same like lemon soda.

Besides I hardly believe in this crap finding. If it was true then it would have affected a long time back.

 

[victor_rambo]

^read the fine print of every beverage: It says "Contains no fruit juice. Contains added flavours and preservatives."

 

[Faun]

^^lolz
I drink water only
sometimes neembu paani

I dont like appy, anyday an apple is better than appy (I have tasted apples to crazyness while i was in J&K)

 

[Faun]

one of my friend used to remove rust using soda water, good for drinking and cleaning too

 

[Cool G5]

^ Even heard that synthetic drinks like Rasna can be used to clean aluminium utensils, floors etc.
Cheap and effective !!!

 

[Partymonger]

Why are all of you worried..you're the sperms that won

 

[Faun]

^^getting philosophical...oh

 

[krazzy]

Why are all of you worried..you're the sperms that won

LOL! They are not worried about themselves. They know they won. They are worrying about future sperm competitions.

 

[tarey_g]

Here :

I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have
forwarded chain letters to me in 2008.

Because of your kindness:

I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for
removing toilet stains and may kill sperms.

I stopped eating apples for fear that it might have been cut by a
fruit-seller having an open wound on his hands & is suffering from AIDS.

I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they
cause cancer.

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial
a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to
Uganda , Singapore and Tokyo .

I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will get sick from
the rat sh1t and urine.

When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she
is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my
kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that
was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's
been
7 since
1993...)

My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a
paid vacation to Disneyland .

Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh
Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..

Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)!

You can add your own notes based on your similar experience and send
them to your friends.

If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn't matter BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me
"Orkut is deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." Otherwise I'll
delete my E-Mail account!



I have daily checked my ATM balance to see if Bill Gates have shared
some of his fortune with me for sending those crap "BillGates is sharing
his fortune'' emails but nothing happened...





No Thanks & No Regards whatsoever

 

[Psychosocial]

sh1t....damn!......I drink a lot of this stuff too......guess I need to switch to beer .

 

[Psychosocial]

What do YOU care for......you would'nt have even started Mas*****ting.... (Chill again)

What is Mas*****ting ?? I dont even know what it is so I wont be offended by it .

 

[Kl@w-24]

sh1t....damn!......I drink a lot of this stuff too......guess I need to switch to beer .

You're safe... for now!

 

[thewisecrab]

What is Mas*****ting ?? I dont even know what it is so I wont be offended by it .

For a 13 year old who listens to Death Metal and stuff, your not too mature yet

 

[Kl@w-24]

For a 13 year old who listens to Death Metal and stuff, your not too mature yet

Mental development may have no age barriers, but physical development does!

 

[Zangetsu]

Oh..i thought this thread wud have bcome old...but its getting refreshed day-by-day
hmmm..may be the title is eye-catching

 

[slugger]

semen without sperm = sex w/o condom