Some boring bits from my training

[Faun]

1. Call it social engineering or whatever but everyone in my class was sure that Hindi is our National Language. Even the Trainer lady favored the same. I was the only fool who did the gustakhi of saying the otherwise and then all fingers pointed towards me. Just like miligrams experiment I conceded just to stand my grounds (confirmed over the internet) on the next day. Still some thick minded ones were not convinced. just gtfo.

2. When I try to be friendly then it is a problem and when I try to be odd man out then also its a problem. A girl proposed me over SMS thats why me so hates mobiles. Wtf is wrong with my life Jo hame pasand hai usko hum bolte nahi (bole toh dusre batch mein hai) aur jisko hum pasand hai usko hum sochtey nahi.

3. As an introvert I found a second life over the internet. Now without the internet I am bound to fall back to natural human mode of timepass. Very poor interpersonal skills with girls. May the gurus over here give me some tips, aap mera bhala karo upar wala aapka bhala karega I srsly like to be alone but now the season of finding one timepass gf has come to a new horizon.

4. Why is it that I am not able to find a geek guy/girl. Most of them are still hanging onto BSB and Enrique Escape...sigh Movies bole toh wahi typical cliches ones. Ab Compiz fusion bole toh kisi ko koi khabar nahi Ek geek ko sirf ek geek hi samajh sakta hai. Search is still going on for someone who shares some similarities in geek quotient.

 

[rhitwick]

0>Have u checked my PM?
Why no answer on that?

1>Please keep this thread updated. U don't know how many ur helping, Seriously...

1. Call it social engineering or whatever but everyone in my class was sure that Hindi is our National Language. Even the Trainer lady favored the same. I was the only fool who did the gustakhi of saying the otherwise and then all fingers pointed towards me. Just like miligrams experiment I conceded just to stand my grounds (confirmed over the internet) on the next day. Still some thick minded ones were not convinced. just gtfo.

Tell them what they want to listen. They are not prepared to listen something like that. U'll be booed badly. I think u r agreeing with me here. "Sad but true"

2. When I try to be friendly then it is a problem and when I try to be odd man out then also its a problem. A girl proposed me over SMS thats why me so hates mobiles. Wtf is wrong with my life Jo hame pasand hai usko hum bolte nahi (bole toh dusre batch mein hai) aur jisko hum pasand hai usko hum sochtey nahi.

Kyoun, pas aake bolne se ha bol deta kaya???
Aur ap kyoun nahi bolte...better do and repent (if refused ) than don't do and repent. Kaya bolta hai?

3. As an introvert I found a second life over the internet. Now without the internet I am bound to fall back to natural human mode of timepass. Very poor interpersonal skills with girls. May the gurus over here give me some tips, aap mera bhala karo upar wala aapka bhala karega I srsly like to be alone but now the season of finding one timepass gf has come to a new horizon.

Seriously the kind of movies u were attracted to, I was very anxious u being a patient of "Split Personality" very soon
Don't know about others, but this training sure did some good to u. Lage rahoooo....

4. Why is it that I am not able to find a geek guy/girl. Most of them are still hanging onto BSB and Enrique Escape...sigh Movies bole toh wahi typical cliches ones. Ab Compiz fusion bole toh kisi ko koi khabar nahi Ek geek ko sirf ek geek hi samajh sakta hai. Search is still going on for someone who shares some similarities in geek quotient.

Seriously, this is a far cry. U won't get a single one. I could not find one. U will find some posers though. They do it only to get attention, no other reason though.
And, don't even try to talk about Korean, Jap, Chinese movies. All are "chinese" according to them and after a few days it would become "u watch only chinese p0rn"...(happened to me)
When r u getting allocated to a project?
Any news on that? Posting etc?

 

[skeletor]

hehe. gl for the timepass gf.

hum toh 3 saal se ek hi se chipke huye hai.

 

[thewisecrab]

Hmm

Same problems here. I mean to a degree. I just cant seem to talk to a girl who (i presume) I can have a future relationship with. As it is said in twitter, #fml

your search for the geek friend will leave you badly hurt, tired and frustrated. I repeat, FRUSTRATED! All I found was wannabe posers who walk around in iPod Nanos, download stuff for the heck of it (i call them internet whores), think they know a lot but actually are frightened p*ssys to scared to even format their PCs.
My advice. Dont look for one. Stick to forums, social networks of geekdom and leave it at that. This forum is pretty great in that respect

Good luck with a "timepass" gf. I'm as clueless as you. (is that a good thing?)

 

[Faun]

0>Have u checked my PM?
Why no answer on that?

yeah I did, but still the problem is not solved.

1>Please keep this thread updated. U don't know how many ur helping, Seriously...

Sure.

Tell them what they want to listen. They are not prepared to listen something like that. U'll be booed badly. I think u r agreeing with me here. "Sad but true"

Thats what I did. I told that yeah believe what you prefer to. Even people from South were oblivious of the facts. Only one guy backed me and that too with some obscurity.

Kyoun, pas aake bolne se ha bol deta kaya???
Aur ap kyoun nahi bolte...better do and repent (if refused ) than don't do and repent. Kaya bolta hai?

Nahi bilkul nahi, meri tauba.
I am thinking to start flirting with some. Just to learn some interpersonal skills, already started. But the main task is to talk with someone stranger (like someone who travel in bus).

Srsly it requires a lots of guts but then I will try to hold them up and go ahead.

Seriously the kind of movies u were attracted to, I was very anxious u being a patient of "Split Personality" very soon
Don't know about others, but this training sure did some good to u. Lage rahoooo....

Yeah movies are a reflection of a person's mind. Split personality or just a facade, as I prefer to call it. Because you cannot say zomg...wtf...you say that movie is awesome and that band is the epitome of perfection. I have to be a little sensitive in that case. Like you havent heard about this band ? Oh its a real good one...do listen to it sometime. And yeah that band you told about (BSB), I used to listen to it in teenage. Then onwards moved on to the vast expanses of music world.

Seriously, this is a far cry. U won't get a single one. I could not find one. U will find some posers though. They do it only to get attention, no other reason though.

Yeah, true. There are no geeks in my batch. Even the IT and CS people are unaware of the technology world. Talking about PC games is a juvenile quality here. Baccho ke liye hote hai PC games...thats what I hear from.

And, don't even try to talk about Korean, Jap, Chinese movies. All are "chinese" according to them and after a few days it would become "u watch only chinese p0rn"...(happened to me)
When r u getting allocated to a project?
Any news on that? Posting etc?

Hahaha...in our company campus some South Korean guys(100+) are undergoing internship for 6 months. I happened to have a talk with some of them though not with any Korean chicks as they are not that much open to others. One thing is that they are really very bad at English, Indians are much better with their regional accents. Their dressing sense is kind of awesome...same thing with Tibetian chicks at Brigade road.

My batchmates mistook them as Chinese...saving the grace of your holy words above There is a fine difference b/w Chinese and Japanese/Korean. And yeah when I talked about movies apart from hollywood/bollywood especially from Korea, they were stuck with Jackie Chan action movies and all that martial arts blah blah. Nothing like My Sassy Girl, Old boy, The Classic, A Moment to Remember etc.

And yeah almost all of them hate reading subtitles. Movie ka maza hi khatam ho jaata hai. Unfortunately I recommended some girls this movie named 3 iron because one can understand it universally as there are no dialogs (trait of Kim Ki Duk's movies). I hope they wont consider it as chinese pr0n (though there are some explicit scenes here n there and no overly emotional scenes like DDLJ).


Project will be allocated in March. There is one exam remaining. Location will be either Bangalore (most probably) or Pune.

My residence is some 12-13 km away from the company campus. I go by volvo (nice transportation facility in Bangalore) listening to music in my PMP (filled with recently explored music, mostly Explosions in the Sky and likewise). Its a good way for meditation IMVHO and add to that some faces are so calm and soothing (no bad intention intended) that Baba Ramdev ke meditation ki zaroorat hi nahi padti.

Aaj ke liye itna hi. Any one else like to share their experience is most welcome.

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hehe. gl for the timepass gf.

hum toh 3 saal se ek hi se chipke huye hai.

Timepass hi toh nahi hota yaha So need a timepass gf as in for some useless talk about common interests and may be...baaki aap aage khud hi samajhdaar hai Love is a serious thing and I dont want to get serious.

Aur yeh 3 saal se kisse chipke huye ho miyan ?

 

[Faun]

Hmm

Same problems here. I mean to a degree. I just cant seem to talk to a girl who (i presume) I can have a future relationship with. As it is said in twitter, #fml

Its a hit n trial method. Just dont get too serious. Thats all. Keep on trying. I was once serious abt one girl in my school (infatuation) and then it was a painful journey. I learned real quick with one mistake onlee. Hi5

your search for the geek friend will leave you badly hurt, tired and frustrated. I repeat, FRUSTRATED! All I found was wannabe posers who walk around in iPod Nanos, download stuff for the heck of it (i call them internet whores), think they know a lot but actually are frightened p*ssys to scared to even format their PCs.
My advice. Dont look for one. Stick to forums, social networks of geekdom and leave it at that. This forum is pretty great in that respect

Yeah I will be soon more active in this forum during my free time in company campus. Posted a query about good mobile in Mobile MOnsters thread. Good'ol days will be back again

Good luck with a "timepass" gf. I'm as clueless as you. (is that a good thing?)

ITs like stating the terms and agreements beforehand to a girl. No cheat and deceit. Only timepass. I hope I am not asking much

Already there are two good timepass (not gf), I have nicknamed them as Khargosh and Chuhiyaa because the unintentional similarity to the respective creature. Cute is what I can best describe. Even an utterly sad person will start smiling after getting a cursory glance of Khargosh and her antics...lol.

 

[Liverpool_fan]

OK a sort of question.
How do you define a "Timepass girlfriend". Isn't the term "Timepass girlfriend" as a term is quite ambiguous? I mean what would one expect from such a relation in terms of emotionally and physically?
I hope I am not being too pragmatic.

 

[Faun]

^^When one is not getting bored with lingering nothingness in vicinity then its called time pass in my dictionary. Its like finding out that amusing person whose very first glance will make your day. Its like talking about things that are in our common interest (very difficult to find such a person), a win win scenario for both IMO. I havnt thought about it in emotionally and physically ways I dont want a liability.

 

[rhitwick]

So why not a good friend who is a girl?
Is it necessary to be a gal to fulfill ur wishes
Let me guess wat u want from a timepass gf
1>Beautyful gal
2>In ur possession
3>But u don't care
4>Listens to ur thoughts
5>But u r free to leave d place when she starts her
6>Not at all demanding
7>U need not keep talking to her throughout day
8>But, when u r bored, u ring her and she is supposed to talk unless u get bored again
9>Occasional smooches eh?
10>and other things?

I would like these in my timepass gf (jo ki nahi honewala hai)

 

[harryneopotter]

nice thread !! Where is the subscribe link ???

 

[Krazzy Warrior]

^^ I've been noticing this from awhile that harryneopotter ko in sab chizo mein bahut jada hi interest hai..

 

[thewisecrab]

hmm
i do talk to some girls more often and open up to them. Vice versa exists too. But to call it a tp fling would result in immediate termination of friendship.

Maybe I need to look around more, or maybe my approach is wrong. Anyway, I'll sort that after my boards. Not too bothered by it too tbh

 

[TheHumanBot]

the best place to find a geek gf is Computer Institutes.
replace timepass gf with good friend.

 

[harryneopotter]

@krazzy : glad u noticed, otherwise i am almost invisible on this forum . I admit ...and wats wrong in that ? After all i am also a mere human na !!

 

[Faun]

So why not a good friend who is a girl?
Is it necessary to be a gal to fulfill ur wishes
Let me guess wat u want from a timepass gf
1>Beautyful gal
2>In ur possession
3>But u don't care
4>Listens to ur thoughts
5>But u r free to leave d place when she starts her
6>Not at all demanding
7>U need not keep talking to her throughout day
8>But, when u r bored, u ring her and she is supposed to talk unless u get bored again
9>Occasional smooches eh?
10>and other things?

I would like these in my timepass gf (jo ki nahi honewala hai)

1. Beauty is relative. Yeah she must look beautiful to me.
2. Not necessarily.
3. Yeah.
4. True.
5. No I can always nod my head indicating some interest. I am a good listener.
6. Very true
7. True
8. I prefer to be in front of her rather than over phone. But talking is not necessary.
9. I resisted the first smooch in my life. Slim chances.
10. Later.

Try karte raho, kabhi toh number aayega hi.

nice thread !! Where is the subscribe link ???

It could hav been nicer if you would hav shared some of ur experiences too.

hmm
i do talk to some girls more often and open up to them. Vice versa exists too. But to call it a tp fling would result in immediate termination of friendship.

Maybe I need to look around more, or maybe my approach is wrong. Anyway, I'll sort that after my boards. Not too bothered by it too tbh

Well there are girls who are some what bindaas and saying time pass is the best thing to bring out them in forefront of your life. Those who are senti/emo type will get filtered before making your life a little too complicated. I suppose you are not serious abt it.

I will say best time to learn the techniques is in school only. Just make a fine balance in studies and these extra curricular activities.

the best place to find a geek gf is Computer Institutes.
replace timepass gf with good friend.

Unfortunately its not possible now as I am stuck with monotonous schedule from 9 to 6.
timepass gf and good friend are the same. Just that its looks a little informal and may be derogatory to feminists. No hard feeling though.

@krazzy : glad u noticed, otherwise i am almost invisible on this forum . I admit ...and wats wrong in that ? After all i am also a mere human na !!

+1

 

[Liverpool_fan]

timepass gf and good friend are the same. Just that its looks a little informal and may be derogatory to feminists. No hard feeling though.

It is a derogatory somewhat IMHO. But then the boyfriend of timepass gf is also a timepass bf. lol timepass boyfriend seems a funny term to me dunno why

 

[harryneopotter]

I just love this thread !! After a really loooooooooong time, someone noticed my posts in a chit chat thread (wo bhi twice ?? :O ) .........

And regarding my experiences, wat can i say. Currently i am also on the same track looking for a temporary boogie for a journey of about 2-3 stations or more if possible.

actually i was kinda committed almost 1 and half years back, so never gave much attention to TP and all. And now i dont have any TP type girls in ma circle. So trying to spread the wings to unknown skies and searching ................!! Lets see how it goes !

 

[Anorion]

wow. never expected something like this to show up. wonder what it will turn to.

 

[skeletor]

But then the boyfriend of timepass gf is also a timepass bf. lol timepass boyfriend seems a funny term to me dunno why

Post of the day.

 

[rhitwick]

wow. never expected something like this to show up. wonder what it will turn to.

Another "GF" thread, for which CJ is shining his sword...