Ecstasy
a.k.a VipER
Hahaha... I had the exact same thoughts...
Problem with my cousin(Girl)
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Disc_Junkie
Call me D_J!
Tell her to watch TV serials....Bidaai is aired on Star Plus now and watch Uttaran at 10:00 PM on Colors. 
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vamsi_krishna
Human Spambot
guys... Lot happened during the dinner...I will explain in a meaning full way,
ME: (eating silently like a dog)
li'l cousin(male): why are you eating that fast. Eat slowly.
ME: pilla nayala, shutup
Mother: why are you scolding the poor kid?
gal: He seems to be in frustration..
Mother: Are you?
Me: I'm not. Why should I?
gal: then, i should tell you that i've seen the recycle bin..
me: WTF...(my heart stopped for a moment)
li'l cousin: what is recycle bin? It's a movie? how is it?
gal: actually it's a movie but with gore. Children should not see it..
(my mother left to kitchen)
me:w..w..wh..wha...what have you seen?
gal: The contents you are put there?
me: i..i..ha.haaa...i think it's empty.
gal: don't fake. I saw.And stop wetting your pants.I'm not a n00b to tell those things to your mother.
me: what are you talking about?
(my mother just came to us to take a vessel to kitchen )
gal: well, i have to say then 'p0rno'
by hearing that my mother asked, "what is p0rno, is it a movie?"
gal: it's a song.
(my mother left)
li'l cousin: i want to hear that song.
me: shut up! have you opened the files?
gal: i have seen names. to my curiosity i opened it and happened to know about those after i watched first two minutes. Are you nuts! you keep such things right on the desktop? what would be the situation if your mother would have seen them while i was opening.
me: i forgot to move them..
gal: then, atleast you should have said to me that don't open the recycle bin it contains my personal data..
me: i thought telling so, will not make sense.
i'll cousin: i want to know what you both are talking about. Is the song that good? I want it to hear ASAP
we all finished our dinner. And i enabled DXdiag and said to that girl to go and play GTA:SA and said that i will tell some interesting cheats too..
she said, she is tired and wants to sleep. And she will know about the cheats tomorrow.And said to not carried away from those. And said that she will never tell about his thing to my mom.
now.. my li'l cousin is forcing me to play the 'p0rno' song. played 'Paranoid' by black sabbath. And he too left for bed.
ME: (eating silently like a dog)
li'l cousin(male): why are you eating that fast. Eat slowly.
ME: pilla nayala, shutup
Mother: why are you scolding the poor kid?
gal: He seems to be in frustration..
Mother: Are you?
Me: I'm not. Why should I?
gal: then, i should tell you that i've seen the recycle bin..
me: WTF...(my heart stopped for a moment)
li'l cousin: what is recycle bin? It's a movie? how is it?
gal: actually it's a movie but with gore. Children should not see it..
(my mother left to kitchen)
me:w..w..wh..wha...what have you seen?
gal: The contents you are put there?
me: i..i..ha.haaa...i think it's empty.
gal: don't fake. I saw.And stop wetting your pants.I'm not a n00b to tell those things to your mother.
me: what are you talking about?
(my mother just came to us to take a vessel to kitchen )
gal: well, i have to say then 'p0rno'
by hearing that my mother asked, "what is p0rno, is it a movie?"
gal: it's a song.
(my mother left)
li'l cousin: i want to hear that song.
me: shut up! have you opened the files?
gal: i have seen names. to my curiosity i opened it and happened to know about those after i watched first two minutes. Are you nuts! you keep such things right on the desktop? what would be the situation if your mother would have seen them while i was opening.
me: i forgot to move them..
gal: then, atleast you should have said to me that don't open the recycle bin it contains my personal data..
me: i thought telling so, will not make sense.
i'll cousin: i want to know what you both are talking about. Is the song that good? I want it to hear ASAP
we all finished our dinner. And i enabled DXdiag and said to that girl to go and play GTA:SA and said that i will tell some interesting cheats too..
she said, she is tired and wants to sleep. And she will know about the cheats tomorrow.And said to not carried away from those. And said that she will never tell about his thing to my mom.
now.. my li'l cousin is forcing me to play the 'p0rno' song. played 'Paranoid' by black sabbath. And he too left for bed.
Disc_Junkie
Call me D_J!
@din: ROFL! 
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desiibond
Bond, Desi Bond!
It's good that she kept your secret. And you keep her's too. Since she is here for a vacation, you better teach her how play new games and have a nice time. later, the PC is all yours right?
And now, you better move those Paranoid SONGS to some safe place and lock them.
And now, you better move those Paranoid SONGS to some safe place and lock them.
hellknight
BSD init pwns System V
Damn Vamsi.. this is best thread of the decade.. Thinkdigit 3.0 perhaps.. my cousins were also hooked up to Orkut and other social networking site.. then i deleted the option of Windows from the GRUB and edited the /etc/hosts file and redirected all the www.orkut.com etc etc URLs to Google.. and said to them ISP has blocked social networking at our home as Dad is an ex-armymen.. I use this trick everytime my cousin comes to our home..
SunnyChahal
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@Vamsi She's not as bad as you told. Any other gal would have told everything to your mom. Do as Desiibond said.
Even though my cousins play some games but they never ask me to let them play on my PC.
Even though my cousins play some games but they never ask me to let them play on my PC.
Coool
I'm Back!:D
Hahahahaha........ one of the funniest threads I've read in a while. Vamsi babu, time thommidaindi. Situation emi?
wow telugu...
hellknight
BSD init pwns System V
and no need of trouble incase she blackmails you for porn.. just tell that you also watched that, so you're also a culprit.. Be bold damn it..
Be bold damn it..
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vamsi_krishna
Human Spambot
That girl came here again and told me that "I could have remained silent during the dinner, but i want to tell you that i know. Actually, i don't want to see the recyclebin to know that you see porno. Every boy these days do. Actually i've seen this dung couple or twice in my friend' mobile. It is something that you can't resist in teenage."
feeling shy, i remained silent.
she put her hand on my shoulder and told again-"Don't worry i won't tell any one. I'm a teenager too"
I said, thanks.
she smiled at me. told me "Good Night" and left to bed. After seeing strangly towards the ps2.
Now, i can see an angel in her..
feeling shy, i remained silent.
she put her hand on my shoulder and told again-"Don't worry i won't tell any one. I'm a teenager too"
I said, thanks.
she smiled at me. told me "Good Night" and left to bed. After seeing strangly towards the ps2.
Now, i can see an angel in her..
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