What if Re. 1 = $45

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casanova

casanova

The Frozen Nova
Enjoy with Future India after 50 Years .

What happens if 1 rupee = 45 dollars !............ ......... .....

Scene 1

Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/w engineers are seeing some photographs.
s/w engg 1 : What's that?
s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India ..
s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?
s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Bengaluru
s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also.
s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life maan...
s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs? Nearly 60K..... Say it in dollars... (60000*45 = 27,00,000 dollars)
s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.
s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.

[Everybody excited.]


SCENE 2

Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California , US

s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will fly to India

s/w engg 2 : Ohhh.... When is the party?

s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.

s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?

s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in a company in Banjara Hills there....

s/w engg 2 : Oh Banjara Hills. Great yaar. where it is...

s/w engg 1 : It is in Bengaluru ..

s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California ... You'll love the weather yaar.

s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?

s/w engg 1: You know Municipal Corporation of Hyderabad ?

s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MCH. One of my friends is there in the Road Repair & Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are working in the cutting edge of technology there.

s/w engg 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts department of the GCU.

s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...?

s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.

s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about that country. You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like here. See I'm writing software for the space shuttle remote control. I hate this.

s/w engg 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I'll forward it to the HRD.

[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]



SCENE 3

Venue: IBM, New York , US

(Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.)

Male : Hi!
Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India soon.
Male : What??
Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is doing his Ph.D in J.N.T.U and he's coming here for a month. His study will be over in 2 months. He's already got a job in MSEB. We planned to settle in Bengaluru itself... I'm also planning to work there. Let's see...

Male: Good luck... dont forget us & US...



SCENE 4
Venue: Intel Corp. US

s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got admission in the IGNOU with scholarship for B.A History. A great new field yaar...

All are excited...

George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.
s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.
s/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh. ....man, enjoy your life there?
s/w engg 2 : : Got full aid, eh?
George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees per Year.

s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.
s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...! that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars... with that amount I can buy a three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here...!!!

source: a forward
 
T

Tech_Wiz

Wise Old Owl
I would buy every new piece of hardware and Games the very instance they are out haha.

Consider a Rocking $600 nVidia card = Rs. 15-20 :D

gah! Wake up it Rs. 34,000 now :idea:
 
ArZuNeOs

ArZuNeOs

In the zone
yeah It will definitely happen one day.....
Its already started

Check out on google Reverse Brain Drain .....
Its about indian geniuses coming back to India
 
axxo

axxo

99.9% Idle
why go for tata sky...get a 2007 Ferrari F430 Spider for Rs.4000
*www.rsportscars.com/foto/09/f430spider05.jpg
 
eggman

eggman

I have Yolks not Brains!
ArZuNeOs said:
yeah It will definitely happen one day.....
Its already started

Check out on google Reverse Brain Drain .....
Its about indian geniuses coming back to India
Click to expand...
Ummm..... Reverse brain drain should be something like........Geniuses from other countries coming to India. Indian Geniuses coming back to India is like getting our own resources back.
 
bikdel

bikdel

Alpha Geek Banned
long way from it but never the less slow and steady will get to the end eventually ;)

actually guys you wont get to buy things that cheap even if it happens.. why?

because then things MRP will be in IC and things will be made here.. India will be the IT king and produce all things ... consider a gfx card Idivia costing 600 Rs.. now the other people will buy it for that expensive; 600*45.. hehe :D

regards
bikalp
 
expertno.1

expertno.1

Technomancer
eggman said:
Ummm..... Reverse brain drain should be something like........Geniuses from other countries coming to India. Indian Geniuses coming back to India is like getting our own resources back.
Click to expand...

Brain Drain means migrating from country 1 to country 2 for blahblahblah.....(u know for what)

so if it happens from country 2 to country 1 only then it will be called reverse.... :)


otherwise ....it will be called brain drain simply coz if other people of other country 3 come to country 1.

got it !!




Thanks
Regards.....
Expertno.1
 
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