Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
@slugger:that dialogue was from mohra I think
wasn't there this amazing gem from Mithunda.....jis gali se main jataa hoon, us gali ke bacche paida hone ke pehle hi apne maa ke pet me susu kar dete jain...forgto the exact dialogue but i think this is how it went
Kauve ne cheel ka chumma liya aur cheel ne chuhe ka bachcha paida kiya.
Thats from Kanti Shah's Loha. It also has another legendary dialogue :-
Kauve ne cheel ka chumma liya aur cheel ne chuhe ka bachcha paida kiya.
Mera naam hai Eebu Hatela
Maa meri chudail ki beti
Baap mera shaitaan ka chela
Khayega kela?
-Capt. Jack Sparrow, POTCWhy is the rum gone?
........, I shall send them so far away that if they go any further they will start coming back.