Uncle from India comes to Jakarta ( some lead role in ofc)
Q. Are suna hain yahan pe laptop sasta hain?
Me. Hmm..depends, rather you have a lot of options, seconds too, you can get old unsold laptops priced as low as 2.5 mil IDR ( 12500 INR).
Q. That cheap? Kucch problem to nehi hoga? Maal kharab diya to?
Me. Sir u can always check it, double check it, triple Google it, ask around, read up and then buy. Who will sell you a cheap laptop which doesn't work. Plus Warranty. U will get local one.
Q. Local? means? Indonesia? ahh..crap, ye log na, huh! Bahar jaake kharab hua tho? loot te hain sala sab. India me bhi same case. chhodo ye batao, kya kya milega isme? 4 GB RAM? 500 GB HDD? i7-8 ayega? mujhe na screen thoda bada chaiye, aur batter backup bhi like..batao 4 ghanta?
Me. (exasperated now) ..umm NO. I dont think 12000 ke laptop me apko koi i7 de payega, aur screen bhi kucch HD hoga, ram bhi 2 GB ke as pas, and about warranty i dont know such products which comes with intl in that bracket.
Q. Oh, aisa kya? hmm, mere bete ko puchh ta hun, Belgium me hain, woh bata payega better. Aur haan, Brand kaunsa hain, HP, Dell
Me. sir you better go and hop around a bit, browse..here.. ( giving address of stores, desperately trying to end the conversation) , Dell mehenga ata hain sir, lenovo, Asus try karo, thoda cheap me ayega.
Q. Asus? ye kaunsa brand hain? kabhi suna nehi, oh ruk, woh motherboard wala? are yaar, bahot ghatiya hain yar, chinese hain pata hain? sala pura chindi chori, 2 number ka product banata hain. kabhi mat lena, batata hun main tereko. Saste ke chinese chiz me paysa mat dalo kabhi. Achha Asus chinese brand hain ya korean kya?
Me. Nehi sir, Belgium ka hain.