Pakau Shyeries!!!!

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Quiz_Master

* Teh Flirt King *
आस्मान मे तुम हो,
पानी मे तुम हो,
ज़्मीन पे तुम हो,
हवा मे तुम हो,
िदल मे तुम हो.....

Domex, वाली Aunty ठीक कह्ती है, िकटाणु (viruses) हर जगह होते है। *quizmasterash.googlepages.com/rotfl.png

Teri zheel si aankhon mein doob jaane ko mann karta hai
teri... zheel si aankhon mein doob jaane ko mann karta hai...
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............................................................. dooobuk!!!!

hahahaha... funnnuuu
 
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jal_desai

In the zone
Khudi ko karke buland itna, chadhhao jaise taise...
Khudi ko karke buland itna, chadhhao jaise taise...
Khuda ne bande se khud poochha, "Abe, ab utrega kaise?"
:D :D

Ek ladki thhi deewani si
Ek ladke pe wo marti thhi...
Nazrein jhukake... Sharmake...
Galiyon se guzra karti thhi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse...
Mujhse kaha karti thhi..
"Kuch khaneko dedo maai-baap"!!
:D :D
 
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tarey_g

Hanging, since 2004..
Addhey Se Nahi Parhez Mujko,
Adhdhey Se Nahi Parhez Mujhko, Par Pavva Zara Trendy Hai,
Kheesay Me Sama Jaye Hai , Ye Item Bada Handy Hai...
 

roxysmile

Just a techno junkie
The night was dark, the moon was high,
I stopped my car....u wondered why?
I leant so close, u felt shy.
I uttered those three words....

Aai ......la.......puncture !!

 

Kl@w-24

Slideshow Bob
Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi na tha,
Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi na tha,
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Raste pe jake dekha to khidki pe koi na tha...

:D
 

sam9s

The High 5 Flyer
Chath par na aana tu ramzan par
Chath par na aana tu ramzan par
Thaki log na thode roza, thujhe chand samajh kar

Oh man you went on the serious side........ good one though.....here is one of mine in your reply....

"Raat kay waqt woh aatay hi nahi chaath par...,
Raat kay waqt......woh aatay hi nahi chaath par..,
Aapnay unhay nahi...chaand ko dhekha hoga......"
 
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hell_storm2006

Ambassador of Buzz
Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahi aya,
Majnu ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya,
Majnu marne wala hai Laila ke pyar main,
Aur Laila bethi hai sms free hone ke intazar main :D:D:D:D
 

red_devil

Back!
i'm no shayar..heard this one on TV {some advt. of some show where the cricketer sreesanth says }


qatl karna hai to akhiyon se kar talwar main kya rakha hai,
ishq karna hai to mujhse kar, mere yaaron main kya rakha hai


PS:- not sure if its exactly what he said...i'm not sure of the word TALWAR in the first line :p ...if anyone knows the correct one, please post it ;)
 

Pat

Beyond Smart
qatl karna hai to akhiyon se kar talwar main kya rakha hai,
ishq karna hai to mujhse kar, mere yaaron main kya rakha hai

Or maybe:

qatl karna hai to akhiyon se kar, talwar main kya rakha hai,
kuch pehen na ho to mini-skirt pehno, salwar mein kya rakha hai :p
 

Sumeet_naik

It doesn't matter!
Wo Hamse Kya chupathi thi,
Kuch Tha Uske Hoto Pe,
Magar NaJane Kyu Sharmati thi

Jab Hamne mu kholke Deka To Pata Chala

Supari Khati Thi!
 

Sumeet_naik

It doesn't matter!
kyn har bar mausam k tarha badal jate ho,hr naye din hmra dil dukhate ho,ye baat sunkr hmri rooh tak kaap gyi,k tum ab bartan dhone wale sabun se nahate ho..
 

Davidboon

In the zone
khud ko kar itna buland ,
khud ko kar itna buland,
ke tu himalay key choti pe ja pahunche,
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aur sochey gadhe, ke ab neechey utre kaise
 
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