NucleusKore
TheSaint
Friends!!!! I think you'll have to drop the r
Show them the man you are and kick their a/r/s/e
No need to get all techie^^^^^^^
Show them the man you are and kick their a/r/s/e
No need to get all techie^^^^^^^
My pesky friends think that my house is a cyber cafe :(
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MetalheadGautham
AFK
You have a point, but still...
......there is nothing better than indirect harassment. Like for example, you can make the system eXtremely slow, disable images, java, and every other disablable stuff in your web browser and lock it with a passoword(making changes). Hide Internet Browsers to prevent the "friends" finding them on your computer, autoplay using some software music that your friends loath, password protect access to orkut(but make it look like a virus), etc.
In the end, just shout that its all because of them that the comp is facing all the troubles(which is partially true) and hence ask them to fug off.
If they say please, say "Please Fug Off".
NucleusKore
TheSaint
Another solution: If they are Windows only users:
Back up your data and install Linux and use the fluxbox window manager.
When they come tell them how good it is, light on system resources, blah blah....Open a shell and throw a few commands like ls and tell them'"who needs an explorer anyway"
They'll RUNAWAY
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Back up your data and install Linux and use the fluxbox window manager.
When they come tell them how good it is, light on system resources, blah blah....Open a shell and throw a few commands like ls and tell them'"who needs an explorer anyway"
They'll RUNAWAY
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chesss
mera kutch nahi ho sakta
masturbate on your keyboard!
or seriously speaking rub your mouse and keyobard with shiny layers of butter and malai, and sauce mixed with your saliva. Now when they come make sure u are eating AND using the PC. they wldn't want to touch that keyboard again
or seriously speaking rub your mouse and keyobard with shiny layers of butter and malai, and sauce mixed with your saliva. Now when they come make sure u are eating AND using the PC. they wldn't want to touch that keyboard again
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ring_wraith
=--=l33t=--=
^^ewwwww...... was my first thought and my second too.
i want it all clean, no buttery kb and mouse.
just do one thing ask them to lend u some money(1k-2k) for some urgent work, say them its urgent, may be they will never be seen near ur house next time.
And the one that helps u out will indeed be ur well wisher, so pay him some genrosity
just do one thing ask them to lend u some money(1k-2k) for some urgent work, say them its urgent, may be they will never be seen near ur house next time.
And the one that helps u out will indeed be ur well wisher, so pay him some genrosity
chesss
mera kutch nahi ho sakta
This is fun
heres another - I don't have any links , but there are apps that give the impression that somethings gone wrong with the PC. Like that one, 'customizable' BSOD
or one that gives a message that your system is infected with a virus. When this happens start shouting 'virus aagaya virus aagaya, kharab kar diya kharab kar diya'.
So just schedule one of those lil apps to run whenever ur friends are there.
SPAM - submit their email addresses to every gay site u can find. BAS!
heres another - I don't have any links , but there are apps that give the impression that somethings gone wrong with the PC. Like that one, 'customizable' BSOD
or one that gives a message that your system is infected with a virus. When this happens start shouting 'virus aagaya virus aagaya, kharab kar diya kharab kar diya'. So just schedule one of those lil apps to run whenever ur friends are there.
SPAM - submit their email addresses to every gay site u can find. BAS!
praka123
left this forum longback
take a screenshot of your clean Desktop.save it somewhere.when ur friends approach,make that screenshot opened in some image manager to full screen.say to ur friends that the system hanged and even hesitate to show a BSOD!
^this is what I advised earlier to someone who started the same type of thread
^this is what I advised earlier to someone who started the same type of thread
OP
*GandaBerunda*
Drool!...Vista
will try out chessss's indea today..it might work....
Rockstar11
Technomancer
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harryneopotter
Padawan
will try out chessss's indea today..it might work....
masturbate on your keyboard!
or seriously speaking rub your mouse and keyobard with shiny layers of buttter and malai, and sauce mixed with your saliva. Now when they come make sure u were eating AND using the PC. they wldn't want to touch that keyboard again
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dOm1naTOr
Wise Old Owl
But remember, after they ve gone, u too have to use ur k/b nd mouse nd it might even srart smelling nd even flies wud sit on ut k/b. And maybe small ants wud come nd shortcircuit the mobo[if cabby near k/b] or eatup the rubber membrane of ur k/b nd some keys may malfunction.
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