Ra-One ...... As I have always said, that the only time I review a Bollywood movie on this thread is,,,,, if it either is some phenomenal cinema, exceptionally good movie, or pure utter garbage, ...... I am reviewing Ra One, and rest you can guess what it might be.
The previous three records for the uttar garbage that were thrown to our poor souls were crowned to Fanah, AB's RAVAN and then came ROBOT, and I thought nothing could further go bad. But Ra-One simple takes the cake here ...... With RAVAN I was angry I was shouting, I wanted my money back. I was dissappointed to the core (being it a Maniratnam;s movie) with Ra-One it went so bad that all of my anger turned in to pitty and utter condolences for the production and the direction that after spending 120+ cr they were not able to get a single (note "Single"), not a single thing right.
Oh man where to start ..... the opening sequences itself gave me the feeling this is gonna be a tough 2 hrs. The humor for the first half is so bad and so cheezy that you just cover your face and hope that the scene finishes. Specially the way kareena was introduced, utter crap I tell you.
Then starts the real thing..... when the technical aspects creeps in (not the effects, I havent started on that yet.), The technical aspects ...... first they take an almost impossible task of taking the concept of video game characters out in the real world, Then with just couple of big screen,(with a laughable martix screen saver) few keyboard click you accomplish the task ..... with both of the characters behaving and challenging the laws of physics in a total different manner, ra One can take any shape, ge one cant, beats me ... ...... also just because we have a character out of the game he becomes super man, and can do almost about anything imaginable, including bullet dogging and flying and what not.......
But this one takes the cake .......:: Character Ge One can be controlled by motion sensors on your body in the virtual world, okie,..... then... .....listen to this ...... at the end of the movie, our heros kid want to help daddy to win in the real world..... so he chooses to use motion sensing again, HOW, by wearing a cheap jacket connected to PS3!!! ....
Technicaly everything...... everything this movie had was worse than anything that has ever offered by bollywood.
Rest comes the characters, absolute horrendous. The daddy SRK dies and his wife and kids gets over it in seconds if not minutes ..... why....... coz we have a robot at our hands to protect and amuse ..... doing silly, funny and stupid things that leaves you nothing but embarrassment.
Deep down I am sure SRK was certain this movie wont work, and SRK is a master in branding his product, with constant hammering of promos in virtually every corner of your life. He still managed to get decent collection dispite of throwing utter garbage ......
1.5/10 ... The new Uttar Garbage crown has been snatched again goes to Ra-One.