Google set to introduce Dart, a new structured programming language
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Even I am skeptical on these new language that are coming out of Google's engineers.
Only two thing:
Languages like, GO, and Dart would only be dominant within there own campus, and soon would be replaced by new ones, as modified or created by Google, to suit their own needs.
OR, these are going to revolutionize programming world, just like many of their products already are.
But, I won't bet on the second prediction.
Only two thing:
Languages like, GO, and Dart would only be dominant within there own campus, and soon would be replaced by new ones, as modified or created by Google, to suit their own needs.
OR, these are going to revolutionize programming world, just like many of their products already are.
But, I won't bet on the second prediction.
Liverpool_fan
Sami Hyypiä, LFC legend
Google, better build tools to enhance productivity with existing programming languages for the myriad of platforms these days, than build your own language.
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KDroid
Cyborg Agent
W-H-Y ?
Agree with LFC. It's because keep building new languages just to suit some problems, then trying to solve it through existing languages, doesn't look an optimal solution to me.
Google Engg 1: Man! I can't apply security features to this application, which would let anyone search through a keyword, and then the results of that search can recursively be applied to generate more relevant results, since C++ doesn't support OOPS rigidly.
Google Engg 2: Have you tried JAVA?
E1: Of Course. But it's too much Object Oriented, I need flexibility in accessing objects of other classes, which JAVA is too strict to provide.
E2: .NET?
E1: I don't f**ing like any language, which have anything to do with Microsoft.
E2: GO?
E1: Never! It was created by an employee of opposite wing, I shall never evar use thy language!
E2: So, what are you going to do now?
E1: I know, I will create my OWN language, and call it, ...... Ummm...
E2: hey.. your dart missed the target, better concentrate on your game..
E1: Oh yeah, I shall call it "Dart", which would be a tribute to the time when I was thinking about creating that language.
(later that evening)
E2 (thinking): Hmm.. I know, I have to create another language too, since I want to be a founder of one also.
E2 (still thinking): But, what shall I name it?
(flush the toilet, where he was thinking).
E2 (loudly): Flush!
Google Engg 1: Man! I can't apply security features to this application, which would let anyone search through a keyword, and then the results of that search can recursively be applied to generate more relevant results, since C++ doesn't support OOPS rigidly.
Google Engg 2: Have you tried JAVA?
E1: Of Course. But it's too much Object Oriented, I need flexibility in accessing objects of other classes, which JAVA is too strict to provide.
E2: .NET?
E1: I don't f**ing like any language, which have anything to do with Microsoft.
E2: GO?
E1: Never! It was created by an employee of opposite wing, I shall never evar use thy language!
E2: So, what are you going to do now?
E1: I know, I will create my OWN language, and call it, ...... Ummm...
E2: hey.. your dart missed the target, better concentrate on your game..
E1: Oh yeah, I shall call it "Dart", which would be a tribute to the time when I was thinking about creating that language.
(later that evening)
E2 (thinking): Hmm.. I know, I have to create another language too, since I want to be a founder of one also.
E2 (still thinking): But, what shall I name it?
(flush the toilet, where he was thinking).
E2 (loudly): Flush!
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vickybat
I am the night...I am...
Agree with LFC. It's because keep building new languages just to suit some problems, then trying to solve it through existing languages, doesn't look an optimal solution to me.
Google Engg 1: Man! I can't apply security features to this application, which would let anyone search through a keyword, and then the results of that search can recursively be applied to generate more relevant results, since C++ doesn't support OOPS rigidly.
Google Engg 2: Have you tried JAVA?
E1: Of Course. But it's too much Object Oriented, I need flexibility in accessing objects of other classes, which JAVA is too strict to provide.
E2: .NET?
E1: I don't f**ing like any language, which have anything to do with Microsoft.
E2: GO?
E1: Never! It was created by an employee of opposite wing, I shall never evar use thy language!
E2: So, what are you going to do now?
E1: I know, I will create my OWN language, and call it, ...... Ummm...
E2: hey.. your dart missed the target, better concentrate on your game..
E1: Oh yeah, I shall call it "Dart", which would be a tribute to the time when I was thinking about creating that language.
(later that evening)
E2 (thinking): Hmm.. I know, I have to create another language too, since I want to be a founder of one also.
E2 (still thinking): But, what shall I name it?
(flush the toilet, where he was thinking).
E2 (loudly): Flush!
Hahaaha nice one mate. Its was hilarious.
He He it is like saying, i have a kid, but i don't like to send them to
1. St. Johns .......... b'coz they charge very high.
2. Kendriya Vidyala ...... b'coz that a govt. run school, no way, i can't send my kid to those.
3. (thinking...) so what do I do NOW.
4. HEY ! OPEN A SCHOOL YOURSELF and put your own kid in it........
(So, if every parent on earth starts to think this way, we are going to have as many schools as the kids themselves on this EARTH!!)
The moral of the story is : If every company starts to make their own programming language, we are going to have lakhs and lakhs of languages floating around..... making it hard job for job seekers who either have to learn each company specific language or all of them
1. St. Johns .......... b'coz they charge very high.
2. Kendriya Vidyala ...... b'coz that a govt. run school, no way, i can't send my kid to those.
3. (thinking...) so what do I do NOW.
4. HEY ! OPEN A SCHOOL YOURSELF and put your own kid in it........
(So, if every parent on earth starts to think this way, we are going to have as many schools as the kids themselves on this EARTH!!)
The moral of the story is : If every company starts to make their own programming language, we are going to have lakhs and lakhs of languages floating around..... making it hard job for job seekers who either have to learn each company specific language or all of them
abhijangda
Padawan
ha ha ha ha 
OP
KDroid
Cyborg Agent
Yeah!
Thanks to d6bmg and vickybat! It was meant to be..
I am glad, I can be humorous!
It wasn't hilarious at all. Google isn't bringing out a new language to suit its problem. It's trying to bring out something better. Even if it is, what's the point in criticizing them? What if it proves to be better than the current alternatives? Sorry to say, but your post was quite hypocritical.
This was to be officially announced @ GOTO Conference ( October 10th - October 12th ). It's time.
