Forum Game:Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[esumitkumar]

(To those sto00opids who did not understand this answer: look at the reason for editing in sumit's post right above this one!)

arre yar mera BSNL BB drop ho gaya tha ....so i connected it again and pressed F5 in mozilla...so

A) U r in the Planet Xorxium of Galaxy Ubuntu

B) Why I like Hallowed be thy name so much by IM and COF

 

[alexanderthegreat]

A>Because you liked Harry potter &the deathly "hallows" by JKR and Bloomsbury as well as "Halo" 3! And, because everytime you pick up your ringing phone, you say:"Hallo!"
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Q>Why do you say "Hallo!", while on the phone?

 

[Cyrus_the_virus]

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Q>Why do you say "Hallo!", while on the phone?[/quote]
A> Because you can't start with "who the fcuk are you"??

or

A> Because you said Hallo first!

or

A> Stop recharging your phone, then you will never hear "Haaaloo" ever again


Q> Why do you even have a phone?

 

[vamsi_krishna]

A> because i am great grand son of davenchi's big brohter's cousin who is brohter-in-law of kratos and also big brother for zeus.

Q> what is menat by digit?

 

[alexanderthegreat]

A>*en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Numerical_digit. Sheesh! Even a 4 year old is taught that much!
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Q>Why are 4-year-olds actually a group of aliens from the Capella System looking to destabilize humans, colonize Earth nad then broadcast the message:"All your base are belong to us. Tee hee hee!"???

 

[vamsi_krishna]

OFF TOPIC:

Hail alaxander,

no strait answers.


Q) why 'E' in dell is leaning?

 

[RaghuKL]

A) only e is leaning in dell while entire companies have begun to sink in US!!!

Q) Melodee itni choclatee kyun hai?

 

[alexanderthegreat]

A>Kyunki hum sab melodee nahi chlormint khate hain!("chlormint kyon khate hain" mat poochna!)(Now this one CAN'T be disqualified! Can it?)
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Q>Why are chlormint-ad makers actually a group of aliens from the Capella System looking to destabilize humans, colonize Earth and then broadcast the message:"All your base are belong to us."???

 

[Edge-of-chaos]

zfsdkfjbkdfbhbsdfkh!

 

[Abhishek Dwivedi]

Q) Hum Chlormint Kyon khate hain?

 

[sub1zero]

A) Because you are communicating in Hindi using English letters.

Q) Why did the road cross the chicken?

 

[alexanderthegreat]

OFFTOPIC:

zfsdkfjbkdfbhbsdfkh!

Is that actually a reply or spam?

ONTOPIC:
A>Because chicken was not the right answer! That's why he ticked "goose"!
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Q>Why don't people brush their coats with toothbrushes and vice versa?

 

[dheeraj_kumar]

A> Because you cant clean your teeth using bathroom cleaners...

Q> Why does superman fly?

 

[RaghuKL]

A> If he walks, he would get stuck in traffic jam.


Q> Is traffic jam sweet or sour?

 

[Krazzy Warrior]

it is bitter

Q) Why today is Friday ??

 

[confused]

it is bitter

Q) Why today is Friday ??

A)The same reason why you were born!! (dont take it personally)

Q)Why do we study Mathematics??

 

[dheeraj_kumar]

A>Because your birth date is full of numbers!!

Q>Why are you caught in a civil war?

 

[confused]

A>Because your birth date is full of numbers!!

Q>Why are you caught in a civil war?

A>Because of highly gifted, intelligent, compassionate people like Raj Thackeray!!!

Q>Why doesn't India attack Pakistan???

 

[esumitkumar]

A) cuz India loves Shaanti

B) Why cant we have whole salary credited in account without working

 

[alexanderthegreat]

A>Because Bosses want you to work and they hate Shaanti!
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Q>Who is Sam Fisher? DExplain in details and provide arguments to support your answer(I swear I'm not a teacher!))