Forum Game:Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[trublu]

A- ur future wife.

Q-who is ur future wife?

 

[confused]

A>naa...my future wife is from india itself. will tell u soon...

Q>will u come to my marriage???

 

[gopi_vbboy]

^^
A)I m still confused whether i should come to u marriage

Q)Why are some govt officials corrupt?

 

[amitash]

A: because all of them arent

Q:why are laptops called laptops?

 

[confused]

A>coz they are a special kind of girlfriend, one which sits on ur lap....

Q>when will this thread die??

 

[krates]

A>coz they are a special kind of girlfriend, one which sits on ur lap....

Q>when will this thread die??

A> when amir khan and shahrukh khan will do a movie together..

Q> why we surf the internet ?

 

[jck]

A> Seeing this thread makes me wonder the same thing...

Q> will someone ever write something funny here?

 

[alexanderthegreat]

A>Not until you start going to college in a Spiderman costume (Go on... do it!)
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Q>How are the creators of Yahoo! related to Shammi Kapoor? (There's just gotta be a connection!)

 

[krates]

A>Not until you start going to college in a Spiderman costume (Go on... do it!)
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Q>How are the creators of Yahoo! related to Shammi Kapoor? (There's just gotta be a connection!)

A> They both sucks

Q> When will the world finish

 

[alexanderthegreat]

A>Precisely two seconds after the release of another Dragonball Z movie featuring Lord slug!
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Q>Why does everybody post something intelligent here instead of posting sto00opid, yet funny questions and answers?

 

[Abhishek Dwivedi]

A> 'cause they are just too stupid to ask a stupid question.

Q> Why are we stupid?

 

[Ecstasy]

A-Its cos of the economic recession.

Q-How did we come here?

 

[Abhishek Dwivedi]

A>+Q> Where?

 

[alexanderthegreat]

A>To the point where people have to use avatars of wrestling infants.
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Q>Why can't those top WWE superstars defeat these wrestling infants???

 

[hsr]

A:coz they're motion less yet moving ?
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Q:why don't cows put bullshit ?