Forum Game:Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Krazzy Warrior]

Because we donot have wings to fly is air and to swin in water...

Q) Who is osama-bil-laden ?

 

[alexanderthegreat]

A>Either he is the next world peace supporting president of the US or he is the new BSNL Telephone bill delivery guy! (Krazzy Warrior posted:...bil-laden)
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Q>How come I always get to wipe the car?

 

[Coool]

A: ask ur car to wipe u..
q: how many hours do u sleep in a year??

 

[esumitkumar]

Q) Why cant we survive on air n water ? (No hunger --> No job ---> No tension)
A) Because we donot have wings to fly is air and to swin in water...

Ans is wrong as I had asked ON air n water and not [/b]IN air n water ..anyways


@cool : hahahaha..very cool ans ask ur car to wipe u hohohohoho


ok continuing series

A) I dont wake up at all ..How can I count
Q) Why our (Indians) attitude in everything is "SAB CHALTA HAI"

 

[alexanderthegreat]

A>Because Indians possess extraordinary ancient astronomical knowledge and thus, know that all objects that have some mass are acted upon by gravity and various pseudo forces caused by the rotation of the earth, movement of the Solar system, movement of the galaxy etc. through space and thus, are always in motion when they are observed through a parent frame of reference which originates at the center of the universe(take time constant)
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Q>Why are there four different ads on this page?

 

[rhitwick]

A>Because Indians possess extraordinary ancient astronomical knowledge and thus, know that all objects that have some mass are acted upon by gravity and various pseudo forces caused by the rotation of the earth, movement of the Solar system, movement of the galaxy etc. through space and thus, are always in motion when they are observed through a parent frame of reference which originates at the center of the universe(take time constant)
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Q>Why are there four different ads on this page?

Ur answer not acepted, as u've wrote more than two lines that means u've actually used ur brain, so ur answer is no more stupid. Ur disqualified.

Q) Why our (Indians) attitude in everything is "SAB CHALTA HAI"
A>Bcz, "Dil chahta hai"
B>Why do u walk?

 

[Abhishek Dwivedi]

A) 'cause flying has been banned

Q) How can i travel faster than something which is already faster than light?

 

[Coool]

A: switch off the light and run..

Q: why do u love to eat dog food??

 

[utsav]

A) coz we r dogs

Q) should tata motors b renamed 2 BYE BYE MOTORS ?

 

[Cool Buddy]

A) no, coz the meaning won't change

Q)why can't I think of a useless question?

 

[baccilus]

A) Because you are not stupid enough. Work harder, you are getting there.
B) Aasmaan hai neela kyoon, paani geela geela kyun, gol kyun hai zameen???

 

[utsav]

A) ask ur teacher, not ME.

Q) WTF??

 

[Abhishek Dwivedi]

A) WTF!!

Q) Why is MTV named MTV and not ZTV or VTM?

 

[Supermaaz]

Q) Why is MTV named MTV and not ZTV or VTM?
A) because i dont know the answer.......

Q) why dont i know the answer?

 

[dreamcatcher]

A)Because you dont know the question

Q)Why cant we fly??

 

[Coool]

A: ask that question to aeroplane..
Q: did u like my question??

 

[trublu]

A> yes,bcoz it doesn't hav any answer .

Q>Why did Subhash Ghai make Yuvvraj?

 

[alexanderthegreat]

A>Because Greg Chappell has already claimed credits for making Yuvraj(thus, he avoided copyright issues!
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Q>Why do people disgrace themselves by typing things like "lol"?

 

[utsav]

A) rofl

Q) kya hua?

 

[Coool]

A: my mobile was stolen....please give me some money [ 10000 ] to buy a new mobile..

Q: Do you cook food 4 ur buffalo??

Sorry for my stupid Q & A