Forum Game:Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[dheeraj_kumar]

A>Thats was how Samrat Ashoka was called by his US friends after eating his fish curry.

Q>Why arent water bottles spherical in shape?

 

[Gigacore]

A: Because water is not spherical in shape.

Q: Who let this dogs out???

 

[Abhishek Dwivedi]

A & Q: Which dog Giga? Why can't i see any giga dog here?

 

[confused]

Q: Which dog Giga?

dont you know? the slumdog!!!

Q: Why can't i see any giga dog here?

coz, ur eyes are closed!!!

Q:when will we open our eyes???

 

[Abhishek Dwivedi]

A: When the alarm rings u!!

Q: When will the alarm ring?

 

[hsr]

Q: a key that cant open a lock ?
A: monKEY

damn i am nub to this

 

[dheeraj_kumar]

A>Yes you are.

Q>Why is the ocean blue?

 

[hsr]

A: coz its not red

Q: why dont we have two heads?

 

[Faun]

A: Two hemispheres are more than enough trouble
*silenthill.ugo.com/images/galleries/silenthill_enemies_games/doublehead_1_180.jpg

Q: Event Horizon was alive or not ?

 

[hsr]

A: The 'Event' horizon was never born.

Q: Was the Horizon an event ?

 

[alexanderthegreat]

A>Nope, it was actually an untouchable caste correctly spelled as 'Harijan'.
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Q>Why does T159 always use pictures of female characters or dolls in his avatar?

 

[confused]

A>Nope, it was actually an untouchable caste correctly spelled as 'Harijan'.
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Q>Why does T159 always use pictures of female characters or dolls in his avatar?

A>coz he loves [wo]mankind

Q>how come we havent started a apocalyptic nuclear war yet???

 

[Psychosocial]

A> Coz we all are bankrupt .

Q> Why are LCDs called LCDs ?

 

[confused]

A> Coz we all are bankrupt .

Q> Why are LCDs called LCDs ?

A>coz, they are smaller and run cooler than CRTs, hence called LCDs (little cool display)

Q>why is the world so gloomy?

 

[MasterMinds]

A> no its not, u r actually CONFUSED..!!!!

Q> when u gonna come out of ur CONFUSION..??

 

[hsr]

A: ur avatar is soo childish

Q: Why dont males get pregnant (except for Arnold in junior) ?

 

[alexanderthegreat]

A>Why do you want to know???? (No offence meant; This IS the answer)
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Q>How did Mr. George W. Bush manage to dodge those boots thrown at him, in spite of being an old man???

 

[confused]

A>he has a problematic trick knee....which buckled under his (over)weight....who said anything about dodging??? 8)

Q>what is love???

 

[abhinav_myself]

A> a misunderstanding between two humans..

Q>Why doesnt the people Residing in lower hemisphere of earth(Earth is speherical) fall down?

 

[confused]

A>fevi-kwik ka yahi kamaal hai

Q>who lives in pakistan???