10 hilarious anti-Microsoft quotes

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soumya

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Love or hate Microsoft, these 10 quotes would make both a fan and a hater laugh their heart out. These are so funny and well thought out. I had a good laugh after reading them and I bet you would too!

My friend, Ashish, showed me these hilarious anti-Microsoft quotes from BOARD OF WISDOM


I picked up 10 quotes from there and here they are :-


1) People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.


2) The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.


3) In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?


4) Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."


5) MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers


6) Windows has detected you do not have a keyboard. Press 'F9" to continue.


7) Use The Best...
Linux for Servers
Mac for Graphics
Palm for Mobility
Windows for Solitaire


8 ) Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.


9) Unix, DOS and Windows...the good, the bad and the ugly.


10) ACs are like computers- Both work fine until you open Windows!

Which is your favorite quote among these? Please let me know in the comments!

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Vishal Patil

Linux all the way
Awesome!!!! My favourite ones are

5) MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
10) ACs are like computers- Both work fine until you open Windows!
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krates

krates

Be CoOl rAp RuLeZ !!!
6) Windows has detected you do not have a keyboard. Press 'F9" to continue.

2) The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.

lolz.. :lol:
 
amitash

amitash

Intel OCer
u fgot this one


At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating (by Mr. Welch himself):

"If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1) For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
2) Every time they painted new lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
3) Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
4) Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5) Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But then you would have to buy more seats.
6) Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.
7) The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.
8) New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
9) The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
10) Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.
11) GM would also require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department.
12) Every time GM introduced a new model car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
13) You'd press the "start" button to shut off the engine.
 
iMav

iMav

The Devil's Advocate
1) People say that if you play Apple CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install OS X.
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This is by far the whackiest if someone was to ask me.
 
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