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dhan_shh
Ambassador of Buzz
ICC has decided to shorten the duration of next world cup.It will consists of opening ceremony,photo session,and presenting the world cup to Australia!
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Very Important Msg:Today is Thomas Alwa Edisson's Birthday.So,send wishes to all Tube Lights.Now,I have already done my JOb,U continue....
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Very Important Msg:Today is Thomas Alwa Edisson's Birthday.So,send wishes to all Tube Lights.Now,I have already done my JOb,U continue....
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OP
Gigacore
Dreamweaver
Never kiss a POLICE WOMEN she will say-HANDS UP,never kiss a NURSE she will say-next pls,always kiss a TEACHER she will say-NOW REPEAT IT 5 TIMES.! .! .!
To Realise the value Of
ONE MILLI SECOND
ASK THE PERSON WHO WON
A SILVER MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS
Friends are like FILMS
some are musical
some are romantic
some are adventures
some are comedy
some are tragedy
but a very few are
OSCAR winning like you
To Realise the value Of
ONE MILLI SECOND
ASK THE PERSON WHO WON
A SILVER MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS
Friends are like FILMS
some are musical
some are romantic
some are adventures
some are comedy
some are tragedy
but a very few are
OSCAR winning like you
dhan_shh
Ambassador of Buzz
Yestraday my NOKIA mobile met an accident due to a Hutch dog, in Reliance road..,near Tata Indicom circle..,Then my NOKIA was admitted in Aircel hospital,BSNL nagar,Doctor Motorola said; it is serious, lots of SMS needed....!So pls donate messages 2 save my NOKIA...
World's shortest tragic story: 2nd day after atom bomb blast at Hiroshima, an affected man was admitted in the hospital of another city. He asked the nurse "where am I?"The nurse replied "you are lucky ,you escaped from the bomb, now you are in Nagasaki"..
If a cat crosses u, when u r going somewhere it means?that the cat is also going somewhere!
World's shortest tragic story: 2nd day after atom bomb blast at Hiroshima, an affected man was admitted in the hospital of another city. He asked the nurse "where am I?"The nurse replied "you are lucky ,you escaped from the bomb, now you are in Nagasaki"..
If a cat crosses u, when u r going somewhere it means?that the cat is also going somewhere!
OP
Gigacore
Dreamweaver
F'NDSHIP is a network tat needs no recharge!
No roaming!
No validity limit!
No activation charge!
No signal problems !
Just Don't switch off
Suraj ki pahli kiran tume roshni de,
phulon ki kalia tumhe kushbu de,
hum tumhe kuch de na de,
dene wala tumhe ZINDAGI KI HAR kushi de.
Gud night
Past is xperiance! Present is xperiment!
Future is xpectation!
Use ur xperience in ur xperiment to acheive ur xpectations!
In all matters..... Gud nìghT ...
DIWALI BUMPER muje sms pe sms kare or ap jit skte he 10 lak ki car ka photo,29"color tv ka box,Malaysia jane wale plane ko bye krne ka moka.Jaldi sms kar
No roaming!
No validity limit!
No activation charge!
No signal problems !
Just Don't switch off
Suraj ki pahli kiran tume roshni de,
phulon ki kalia tumhe kushbu de,
hum tumhe kuch de na de,
dene wala tumhe ZINDAGI KI HAR kushi de.
Gud night
Past is xperiance! Present is xperiment!
Future is xpectation!
Use ur xperience in ur xperiment to acheive ur xpectations!
In all matters..... Gud nìghT ...
DIWALI BUMPER muje sms pe sms kare or ap jit skte he 10 lak ki car ka photo,29"color tv ka box,Malaysia jane wale plane ko bye krne ka moka.Jaldi sms kar
dhan_shh
Ambassador of Buzz
Could u recall tat day,When u went 2 a shop and asked how much that monkey doll costs & The shop keeper replied tat it was a mirror. Sweet memories.....
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A WOMAN woke her HUSBAND in the middle of the night. "There is a THIEF dnwnstairs eating the CAKE that I made"HUSBAND: Who shall I call? POLICE or AMBULANCE!
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Whisky+water=Injurious to health
Brandy+water=Injurious to health
Rum+water=Injurious to health...
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So,Avoid...........WATER...!
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Tip for Success: Don't make promises when u are in joy, don't answer when u are sad, don't take decision when u are in anger.. Think twice, act wise..!...
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Reporter: Laluji poor women in bihar dont hav clothes to wear.
Lalu: hav u seen F TV? Even if u make them rich, women still dont want to wear anything...
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A WOMAN woke her HUSBAND in the middle of the night. "There is a THIEF dnwnstairs eating the CAKE that I made"HUSBAND: Who shall I call? POLICE or AMBULANCE!
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Whisky+water=Injurious to health
Brandy+water=Injurious to health
Rum+water=Injurious to health...
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So,Avoid...........WATER...!
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Tip for Success: Don't make promises when u are in joy, don't answer when u are sad, don't take decision when u are in anger.. Think twice, act wise..!...
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Reporter: Laluji poor women in bihar dont hav clothes to wear.
Lalu: hav u seen F TV? Even if u make them rich, women still dont want to wear anything...
OP
Gigacore
Dreamweaver
People Liv
People Die,
People Laugh People Cry,
Som GivE UP
Som Wil Try,
Som Say Hi
Som Say Bye,
Others May 4gt 2 tell u
But how can I?......Gud morning !!
Ravan had 20 eyes but sighted ONLY ONE woman. U have ONLY 2 eyes and sight EVERY woman. Toh ASLI RAVAN koun?
Kash tere karmo ki tujhe aise saja mile,
Kash tere karmo ki tujhe aise saja mile,
tujhe aaye zor se su-su
aur kahin karne ki jagah na mile.Plz dont feel bad
Hi SweetHeart!.
Doing Nothing...
Then make a place for me in your heart..
I may come there anytime...
Your's Faithfully...
"Heart Attack"...
People Die,
People Laugh People Cry,
Som GivE UP
Som Wil Try,
Som Say Hi
Som Say Bye,
Others May 4gt 2 tell u
But how can I?......Gud morning !!
Ravan had 20 eyes but sighted ONLY ONE woman. U have ONLY 2 eyes and sight EVERY woman. Toh ASLI RAVAN koun?
Kash tere karmo ki tujhe aise saja mile,
Kash tere karmo ki tujhe aise saja mile,
tujhe aaye zor se su-su
aur kahin karne ki jagah na mile.Plz dont feel bad
Hi SweetHeart!.
Doing Nothing...
Then make a place for me in your heart..
I may come there anytime...
Your's Faithfully...
"Heart Attack"...
dhan_shh
Ambassador of Buzz
Reality is an illusion caused by Alcohol Deficiency!
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Question: what is the full form of 'Maths' ?
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Answer: Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.
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Peter bought a butter.The butter Peter bought was bitter,So Peter bought a better Butter to make the bitter butter better.
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From Biscuit shop owner:
Dear Marie,today is a Good Day,my love is True,U hv Crackjacked my Little Heart,no Time Pass,now I'm in a 50/50 position.
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Definition of a True Music Lover:
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A man who,if hears a woman singing in the shower,puts his ear to the keyhole.
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Question: what is the full form of 'Maths' ?
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Answer: Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.
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Peter bought a butter.The butter Peter bought was bitter,So Peter bought a better Butter to make the bitter butter better.
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From Biscuit shop owner:
Dear Marie,today is a Good Day,my love is True,U hv Crackjacked my Little Heart,no Time Pass,now I'm in a 50/50 position.
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Definition of a True Music Lover:
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A man who,if hears a woman singing in the shower,puts his ear to the keyhole.
dhan_shh
Ambassador of Buzz
A sweet quotation,"Love is a gift. If u receive it, open and appreciate it. If not, don't worry. Someone somewhere is still wrapping it 4 U". Good eveng
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7 glances = 1 smile
7 smiles = 1 meeting
7 meetings = 1 kiss
7 kisses = 1 proposal
7 proposals = 1 marriage
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And that 1 marriage gives 77777 problems !
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An apple a day keeps the Doctor away,but if the doctor is cute,forget the fruit!
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7 glances = 1 smile
7 smiles = 1 meeting
7 meetings = 1 kiss
7 kisses = 1 proposal
7 proposals = 1 marriage
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And that 1 marriage gives 77777 problems !
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An apple a day keeps the Doctor away,but if the doctor is cute,forget the fruit!
deepak.krishnan
In the zone
nice messages yaar...
rakeshishere
HELP AND SUPPORT
Seriously Gud!!! 
gofeddy
Broken In
Sachin's Son: Mom! look here dad hitting sixers all the way.
Mom: Son! that is boost advertisement.
Sachin Wife: Go to market and buy some vegetables!
Sachin: Condition is not i ll go after sometime.
Sachin Wife: Dont worry wear my saree! No can identify you!
But one lady identifies in the market and asked hai sachin how RU! Sachin puzzled and asked him how you identify me
Then She repiled, Hey i m Dravid Yaar!.
Mom: Son! that is boost advertisement.
Sachin Wife: Go to market and buy some vegetables!
Sachin: Condition is not i ll go after sometime.
Sachin Wife: Dont worry wear my saree! No can identify you!
But one lady identifies in the market and asked hai sachin how RU! Sachin puzzled and asked him how you identify me
Then She repiled, Hey i m Dravid Yaar!.
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dhan_shh
Ambassador of Buzz
GALILEO : Great mind!
EINSTINE : Genius mind!
NEWTON : Extraordinary mind!
BILL GATES : Brilliant mind!
ME : Master mind!
YOU????never mind
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A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT.
Short enough to pertain interest
and long enough to cover the subject.
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Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.
Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy.
Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair.
Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !
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When a wife was asked,"What book do you like best?" she answers:"My husband's cheque
book."
EINSTINE : Genius mind!
NEWTON : Extraordinary mind!
BILL GATES : Brilliant mind!
ME : Master mind!
YOU????never mind
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A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT.
Short enough to pertain interest
and long enough to cover the subject.
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Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.
Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy.
Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair.
Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !
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When a wife was asked,"What book do you like best?" she answers:"My husband's cheque
book."
sam_1710
Youngling
Teacher:U idiots!! At ur age Einstein ranked first in class!! .. Look at u students!!
Student:Sir at your age Hitler comitted suicide! Look at you!!
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FLASH NEWS : The 'ORBIT WHITE' buffalo has died!! n.. company searchig for a new one!!
Abey.. Dont go out of ur house, then i can see u only on tv!!
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If a mobile company owner's suffering from loose motion, how'll he explain it to the doc?
Doc, from morning Unlimited free outgoing.Then i am getting new ringtones also..!! Btw, there is no balance in my stomach, Whenever i recharge it gets emptied within minutes!!
Can u please change my SIM??
Student:Sir at your age Hitler comitted suicide! Look at you!!
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FLASH NEWS : The 'ORBIT WHITE' buffalo has died!! n.. company searchig for a new one!!
Abey.. Dont go out of ur house, then i can see u only on tv!!
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If a mobile company owner's suffering from loose motion, how'll he explain it to the doc?
Doc, from morning Unlimited free outgoing.Then i am getting new ringtones also..!! Btw, there is no balance in my stomach, Whenever i recharge it gets emptied within minutes!!
Can u please change my SIM??
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