What's the biggest lie, that you ever heard?

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Some can be witty, some can be irritating, some can be innocent, some can be motivating, some can be selfish and some can be lovely.
Share the lies that you've heard here . . .

 

[CommanderShawnzer]

God/Religion

 

[theserpent]

God.
God created us

 

[prehistoricgamer]

Wow. Gotta say, I'm surprised to say that even the 3rd reply (this one) is "GOD / RELIGION". Hattrick !

 

[Mr.Kickass]

Windows is checking for a solution to the problem…

 

[Flash]

Customer care rep: You're our most previleged customer, and this plan is specially for you.

 

[RCuber]

"I will return the money"..

 

[sushovan]

" If India is a computer, Congress is its default programme.” - Guess who

 

[Mr.Kickass]

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[lywyre]

+1 to post 2, 3 and 4

 

[ashs1]

"I always tell the truth/I never lie"
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[gopi_vbboy]

When i was small, my friend told kissing a girl can get her pregnant.

 

[Mr.Kickass]

When i was small, my friend told kissing a girl can get her pregnant.

Along the same lines, in Class 6, one of my friends claimed that inter-species sex could lead to human-animal hybrid species

 

[Vyom]

When I was in 10th: "Study for boards.. after that you can watch TV as much as you want."
When I reached 11th: "Study till 12th.. after that life will get easy, and you can party as much as you like it."
When I was in College: "Study till graduation.. after that you are free to do whatever you want."
When I was doing Post Graduation: "Study hard.. life will be a bed of roses if you keep studying and get good marks"

What was the truth in all the cases?
Babaji ka Thullu.

 

[CommanderShawnzer]

When I was in 10th: "Study for boards.. after that you can watch TV as much as you want."
When I reached 11th: "Study till 12th.. after that life will get easy, and you can party as much as you like it."
When I was in College: "Study till graduation.. after that you are free to do whatever you want."
When I was doing Post Graduation: "Study hard.. life will be a bed of roses if you keep studying and get good marks"

What was the truth in all the cases?
Babaji ka Thullu.

This takes the cake
Inb4 some Idli-Dosa guy asks the meaning of
Babaji ka Thullu.

 

[sandeep410]

When I was in 10th: "Study for boards.. after that you can watch TV as much as you want."
When I reached 11th: "Study till 12th.. after that life will get easy, and you can party as much as you like it."
When I was in College: "Study till graduation.. after that you are free to do whatever you want."
When I was doing Post Graduation: "Study hard.. life will be a bed of roses if you keep studying and get good marks"

What was the truth in all the cases?
Babaji ka Thullu.

Holy fck i was told the same ****.

 

[NVIDIAGeek]

God/Religion

+infinity.

 

[ashs1]

^lol !! the most common one ever !! Even i was a victim of this..
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[Hrishi]

"I agree that I am above 18 , before I was 18." - I don't feel a need to explain this statement.

"From Girls : " Mera koi boyfriend nahi hain.! " lol

 

[Mr.Kickass]

9999999 games in 1

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