Share All Your Jokes Here ! [warning: some jokes may not be family friendly]
PcEnthu
Linux Learner
Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
Nice ones from all u guys. Here is one from me:
Taliking Clock [Illustration]
Once a drunk showed a big brass bell to his friend and told that it is a talking clock. His friend was very much amused and asked him to make that thing talk for him once. The durnk agreed and hit the bell loudly. After a few seconds, an angry voice came from the neighbour's place 'Its 3:45 in the morning you idiot'
Nice ones from all u guys. Here is one from me:
Taliking Clock [Illustration]
Once a drunk showed a big brass bell to his friend and told that it is a talking clock. His friend was very much amused and asked him to make that thing talk for him once. The durnk agreed and hit the bell loudly. After a few seconds, an angry voice came from the neighbour's place 'Its 3:45 in the morning you idiot'
nileshgr
Wise Old Owl
RaghuKL
Swalpa Adjust Maadi
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Top 22 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US".
22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.
21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says " Free Way " instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)
16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".
8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
6.. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".
4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
Few more important
3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India , even after 4 months of arrival.
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
Ultimate one:
1.. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."
Top 22 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US".
22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.
21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says " Free Way " instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)
16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".
8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
6.. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".
4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
Few more important
3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India , even after 4 months of arrival.
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
Ultimate one:
1.. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."
shady_inc
Pee into the Wind...
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A guy frantically calls up a hospital where his wife was in heavy labour,but ends up calling a cricket ground instead."How's everything going.?", he inquires."Great.! We have got nine out and expect to get last one out anytime now.The last one was a duck.!"
A guy frantically calls up a hospital where his wife was in heavy labour,but ends up calling a cricket ground instead."How's everything going.?", he inquires."Great.! We have got nine out and expect to get last one out anytime now.The last one was a duck.!"
OP
MetalheadGautham
AFK
ITTechPerson
Search for Adventure
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In case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell @ WORKyou spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle/office
@ PRISON
you get three free meals a day @ WORKyou get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it
@ PRISON
you get time off for good behavior @ WORKyou get more work for good behavior
@ PRISON
the guard locks and unlocks all doors for you @ WORKyou must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
@ PRISON
you can watch TV and play games @ WORKyou could get fired for watching TV and playing games
@ PRISON
you get your own toilet @ WORKyou have to share the toilet with
some people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON
they allow your family and friends to visit @ WORKyou aren't even supposed to speakto your family
@ PRISON
all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required @ WORKyou get to pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON
you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out @ WORKyou spend most of your time wantingto get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON
you must deal with sadistic wardens @ WORKthey are called bosses
*
@ PRISON
they call it 'dropping the soap.' @ WORKthey call it a 'performance review.'
In case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell @ WORKyou spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle/office
@ PRISON
you get three free meals a day @ WORKyou get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it
@ PRISON
you get time off for good behavior @ WORKyou get more work for good behavior
@ PRISON
the guard locks and unlocks all doors for you @ WORKyou must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
@ PRISON
you can watch TV and play games @ WORKyou could get fired for watching TV and playing games
@ PRISON
you get your own toilet @ WORKyou have to share the toilet with
some people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON
they allow your family and friends to visit @ WORKyou aren't even supposed to speakto your family
@ PRISON
all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required @ WORKyou get to pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON
you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out @ WORKyou spend most of your time wantingto get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON
you must deal with sadistic wardens @ WORKthey are called bosses
*
@ PRISON
they call it 'dropping the soap.' @ WORKthey call it a 'performance review.'
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amitabhishek
Bad to the bone
Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
An Old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls
his grandson to his bedside.
"Grandson, I wanna you lissina to me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember
me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about
you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me. Somma day you gonna be runna da
business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money,
a big home and maybe a couple of bambinos.
"Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda
your wife inna bed with another man.
"Whatta you gonna do then... pointa to your watch
and say, Times Up?"
DigitalDude
PhotonAttack
Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
^^^lol!!!
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^^^lol!!!
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Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
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fearxp: so whats planned for new year's eve this year?
fearxp: mom andn sis going to dsoi
fearxp: i fought long and hard to be left behind
ubuntu_dude: k , my parents will go too
fearxp: cool
fearxp: 99% i won't go anywhere
fearxp: we could prolly get together , watch some good movie order some pizza..
ubuntu_dude: I wish one of us was a hot chick
ubuntu_dude: it would be s0 awesome
fearxp:
, dude !
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Wen NASA 1st planned 2 space they found pens wuld not work in 0 gravity.So they spent a year n $12 bn to develop a pen that writes in 0 gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface nd at any temp.
The Russians used a pencil.
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dreamFALL: I clciked on 'We Recommend' me button
dreamFALL: on systemrequirementslab.com for this game..
dreamFALL: and it took me to cnet
dreamFALL: showed me Alienwares
dreamFALL: I clciked a '+' sign under it
dreamFALL: two options came
dreamFALL: I Want it | I've Got it
dreamFALL: I clciked I've got it ..
dreamFALL: 'Internal Server Error'
Moral of the story : Servers are smart ...
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fearxp: so whats planned for new year's eve this year?
fearxp: mom andn sis going to dsoi
fearxp: i fought long and hard to be left behind
ubuntu_dude: k , my parents will go too
fearxp: cool
fearxp: 99% i won't go anywhere
fearxp: we could prolly get together , watch some good movie order some pizza..
ubuntu_dude: I wish one of us was a hot chick
ubuntu_dude: it would be s0 awesome
fearxp:
, dude !-------------------------------------------------------------------
Wen NASA 1st planned 2 space they found pens wuld not work in 0 gravity.So they spent a year n $12 bn to develop a pen that writes in 0 gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface nd at any temp.
The Russians used a pencil.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
dreamFALL: I clciked on 'We Recommend' me button
dreamFALL: on systemrequirementslab.com for this game..
dreamFALL: and it took me to cnet
dreamFALL: showed me Alienwares
dreamFALL: I clciked a '+' sign under it
dreamFALL: two options came
dreamFALL: I Want it | I've Got it
dreamFALL: I clciked I've got it ..
dreamFALL: 'Internal Server Error'
Moral of the story : Servers are smart ...
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shift
Seed is the Life!!
Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
Subject: Bruce Lee!!!!!
You may have come across many but here are some more of those Bruce Lee jokes
.....enjoy
1) What is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?
Ans: Mu Lee
2) What does Bruce Lee like to have for lunch?
Ans: Tha Lee
3) What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over ?
Ans: Kha Lee
4) What is Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name?
Ans: Saa Lee
5) Bruce Lee's favorite breakfast?
Ans: Id Lee
6) Bruce Lee's favourite festival
Ans: Diwa Lee
7) Bruce Lee's favorite Actress
Ans: Sona lee
8) Bruce Lee's favorite Music
Ans: Qawa lee
9) What is Bruce Lee's most interesting job?
Ans: Coo Lee
10) When did Bruce Lee die?
Ans: Final Lee
11) How did Bruce Lee die?
Ans: with a Go Lee
12) What is Bruce Lee's favorite hill station
Ans: Kulu Mana Lee
13)What is Bruce Lee's nick name?
Ans: Mawa Lee
14)What is Bruce Lee's favorite Hindi movie?
Ans:Gharwa LEE Baharwa LEE
15)Who is Bruce Lee's favourite cricketer?
Ans:Saurav Gangu Lee
16)Where is Bruce Lee living?
Ans: Pat Lee Ga Lee
Sardar Again
*******************************************************
SantaSingh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone. "Is
this one one one one?", says the voice. "No, this is eleven eleven." "Are
you sure it isn't one one one one?" "No, this is eleven eleven." "Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you up on the middle of the night." "That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway."
*******************************************************
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the
seat of his pants, but it wouldn't light. He tried another.It wouldn't light.
The third one finally lit. He lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket."What for did you put that match in your
vest pocket?" "That's a good match. I'll use it again."
*******************************************************
A sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway.
Sardar : why are the guys running?
bystander: A Marathon race is going on
Sardar : What do they get from that?
Bystander : The winner will get a prize
Sardar : Then why are the others running?!
*******************************************************
Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what
had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was
ironing a shirt and the
phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I
accidentally picked up the
iron and stuck it to my ear.."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But .. what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."
******************************************************* The Sardarji Doctor to his patient: "It's very important that you
take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before you feel the pain."
*******************************************************
The Sardarji doctor was so afraid of bacteria, that he cooked his ice-cubes
before he put them in his drink.
*******************************************************
A Sardarji was in a nightclub in New York, dancing with a beautiful woman.
He whispered into her ear, "I love you." She smiled and whispered back,
"I love you too!" There was a little pause, the Sardarji was
thinking(??!!), then he whispered, "I love you three."
*******************************************************
Q How can you recognize an surd in a submarine?
A He is the one with the parachute on his back.
************************************************************************
One sardar came to madras and wanted to do shopping in burma bazaar.his tamilian friend told the sardar that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price. Sardar went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Sardar asked for Rs.1000.vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which sardar told no,no only Rs.900.Vendor told ok, i will give it for 1500 Rs for which sardar bargained for Rs.750.it was going on like this when finally vendor out of irritation said he will give the sardar the stereo free of cost. "Our sardar asked whether he will give two."
Subject: Bruce Lee!!!!!
You may have come across many but here are some more of those Bruce Lee jokes
.....enjoy
1) What is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?
Ans: Mu Lee
2) What does Bruce Lee like to have for lunch?
Ans: Tha Lee
3) What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over ?
Ans: Kha Lee
4) What is Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name?
Ans: Saa Lee
5) Bruce Lee's favorite breakfast?
Ans: Id Lee
6) Bruce Lee's favourite festival
Ans: Diwa Lee
7) Bruce Lee's favorite Actress
Ans: Sona lee
8) Bruce Lee's favorite Music
Ans: Qawa lee
9) What is Bruce Lee's most interesting job?
Ans: Coo Lee
10) When did Bruce Lee die?
Ans: Final Lee
11) How did Bruce Lee die?
Ans: with a Go Lee
12) What is Bruce Lee's favorite hill station
Ans: Kulu Mana Lee
13)What is Bruce Lee's nick name?
Ans: Mawa Lee
14)What is Bruce Lee's favorite Hindi movie?
Ans:Gharwa LEE Baharwa LEE
15)Who is Bruce Lee's favourite cricketer?
Ans:Saurav Gangu Lee
16)Where is Bruce Lee living?
Ans: Pat Lee Ga Lee
Sardar Again
*******************************************************
SantaSingh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone. "Is
this one one one one?", says the voice. "No, this is eleven eleven." "Are
you sure it isn't one one one one?" "No, this is eleven eleven." "Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you up on the middle of the night." "That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway."
*******************************************************
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the
seat of his pants, but it wouldn't light. He tried another.It wouldn't light.
The third one finally lit. He lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket."What for did you put that match in your
vest pocket?" "That's a good match. I'll use it again."
*******************************************************
A sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway.
Sardar : why are the guys running?
bystander: A Marathon race is going on
Sardar : What do they get from that?
Bystander : The winner will get a prize
Sardar : Then why are the others running?!
*******************************************************
Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what
had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was
ironing a shirt and the
phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I
accidentally picked up the
iron and stuck it to my ear.."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But .. what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."
******************************************************* The Sardarji Doctor to his patient: "It's very important that you
take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before you feel the pain."
*******************************************************
The Sardarji doctor was so afraid of bacteria, that he cooked his ice-cubes
before he put them in his drink.
*******************************************************
A Sardarji was in a nightclub in New York, dancing with a beautiful woman.
He whispered into her ear, "I love you." She smiled and whispered back,
"I love you too!" There was a little pause, the Sardarji was
thinking(??!!), then he whispered, "I love you three."
*******************************************************
Q How can you recognize an surd in a submarine?
A He is the one with the parachute on his back.
************************************************************************
One sardar came to madras and wanted to do shopping in burma bazaar.his tamilian friend told the sardar that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price. Sardar went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Sardar asked for Rs.1000.vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which sardar told no,no only Rs.900.Vendor told ok, i will give it for 1500 Rs for which sardar bargained for Rs.750.it was going on like this when finally vendor out of irritation said he will give the sardar the stereo free of cost. "Our sardar asked whether he will give two."
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yogeshm.007
The real Bond
Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
17)Favourite Pet?
Ans:Bil Lee
18)Favourite P***time?
Ans:Khuj Lee
19)Bruce Lee's favourite brain?
Ans: Yours, because its Kha-Lee
Sab Maaro
-> Taa Lee
17)Favourite Pet?
Ans:Bil Lee
18)Favourite P***time?
Ans:Khuj Lee
19)Bruce Lee's favourite brain?
Ans: Yours, because its Kha-Lee
Sab Maaro
-> Taa Lee
Kl@w-24
Slideshow Bob
Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
Many have experienced the confusion of traffic accidents and have had to
try to summarize exactly what happened in a few words or less on insur-
ance or accident forms. The following are actual quotes taken from these
forms and eventually published in the Toronto Sunday, July 26, 1977.
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I
don't have.
The other car collided with mine without giving warnings of its
intentions.
I thought my window was down but found out it was up when I put my hand
through it.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before
I hit him.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and
headed over the embankment.
In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
I had been shopping for plants all day, and was on my way home. As I
reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision. I did not
see the other car.
I had been driving in my car for forty years when I fell asleep at the
wheel and had an accident.
I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal
joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
I was unable to stop in time, and my car crashed into the other vehicle.
The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with
injuries.
As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place
no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to
avoid the accident.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
My car was legally parked as I backed into the other vehicle.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found
that I had a skull fracture.
I was sure that the old fellow would never make it to the other side of
the roadway when I struck him.
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him.
I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off my car.
The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with
a big mouth.
I was thrown from my car as I left the road. I was later found in a ditch
by some stray cows.
The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out
of its path when it struck my front end.
Many have experienced the confusion of traffic accidents and have had to
try to summarize exactly what happened in a few words or less on insur-
ance or accident forms. The following are actual quotes taken from these
forms and eventually published in the Toronto Sunday, July 26, 1977.
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I
don't have.
The other car collided with mine without giving warnings of its
intentions.
I thought my window was down but found out it was up when I put my hand
through it.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before
I hit him.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and
headed over the embankment.
In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
I had been shopping for plants all day, and was on my way home. As I
reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision. I did not
see the other car.
I had been driving in my car for forty years when I fell asleep at the
wheel and had an accident.
I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal
joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
I was unable to stop in time, and my car crashed into the other vehicle.
The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with
injuries.
As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place
no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to
avoid the accident.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
My car was legally parked as I backed into the other vehicle.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found
that I had a skull fracture.
I was sure that the old fellow would never make it to the other side of
the roadway when I struck him.
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him.
I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off my car.
The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with
a big mouth.
I was thrown from my car as I left the road. I was later found in a ditch
by some stray cows.
The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out
of its path when it struck my front end.
PcEnthu
Linux Learner
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Why Men make better friends than woman
Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.
Friendship Between Men:
A man didn’t come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The woman called her Husband’s 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there .
Its so true that we all have experienced this in one way or other
Why Men make better friends than woman
Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.
Friendship Between Men:
A man didn’t come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The woman called her Husband’s 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over
, and two claimed that he was still there .Its so true that we all have experienced this in one way or other
confused
Evolving Rapidly...
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Language Problem
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One woman did not know how to speak English in England as she was married to an Englishman. So when she wanted to buy chicken legs she lifted her whole dress and showed her thighs then she gets the chicken legs.
The next time she wants chicken breast so she undoes her blouse and shows her boobs and she gets the chicken breast.
The next time she wanted sausages so she takes her husband to the store...... and
Find the Answer below
Hello what bad thoughts you have!
The fellow was an Englishman he knew English.
Language Problem
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One woman did not know how to speak English in England as she was married to an Englishman. So when she wanted to buy chicken legs she lifted her whole dress and showed her thighs then she gets the chicken legs.
The next time she wants chicken breast so she undoes her blouse and shows her boobs and she gets the chicken breast.
The next time she wanted sausages so she takes her husband to the store...... and
Find the Answer below
Hello what bad thoughts you have!
The fellow was an Englishman he knew English.
hullap
Cyborg Agent
amitabhishek
Bad to the bone
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These four classified ads appeared in a newspaper on four consecutive
days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake....
MONDAY: For sale - Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale.
Phone 98407***** after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Mani who lives with him cheap.
TUESDAY: Notice: We regret having erred in Vishanth's ad yesterday. It
should have read, "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 98407*****
and ask for Mrs. Mani, who lives with him after 7PM."
WEDNESDAY: Notice: Vishanth has informed us that he has received several
annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified
ad yesterday.
The ad stands correct as follows: "For sale - Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale; Cheap.
Phone 98407 **** after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Mani who loves with him.
THURSDAY: Notice: I, Vishanth, have no sewing machine for sale. I
smashed it. Don't call 98407 ***** as I have had the phone disconnected. I have
not been carrying on with Mrs. Mani. Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper
but she quit!
These four classified ads appeared in a newspaper on four consecutive
days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake....
MONDAY: For sale - Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale.
Phone 98407***** after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Mani who lives with him cheap.
TUESDAY: Notice: We regret having erred in Vishanth's ad yesterday. It
should have read, "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 98407*****
and ask for Mrs. Mani, who lives with him after 7PM."
WEDNESDAY: Notice: Vishanth has informed us that he has received several
annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified
ad yesterday.
The ad stands correct as follows: "For sale - Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale; Cheap.
Phone 98407 **** after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Mani who loves with him.
THURSDAY: Notice: I, Vishanth, have no sewing machine for sale. I
smashed it. Don't call 98407 ***** as I have had the phone disconnected. I have
not been carrying on with Mrs. Mani. Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper
but she quit!
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