confused
Evolving Rapidly...
Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
lol, funniest thing i ve heard in a while..........
Share All Your Jokes Here ! [warning: some jokes may not be family friendly]
shift
Seed is the Life!!
Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
Another Singh Jokes
Q: What do you call a Sikh who drinks only beer
A: JUS-BEER SINGH.
Q: What do you call a Sikh guy who has only one drink ?
A: JUST-ONE SINGH.
Q: What do you call a Sikh scuba diver?
A: JULL-UNDER SINGH.
Q: What do you call a better adapted Sikh diver?
A: JULL-UNDER SINGH GILL.
Q: What do you call a bald Sikh guy ?
A: BALD-EV SINGH.
Q: What do you call a Sikh boyfriend?
A: HER- PAL SINGH.
Q: Who is he who has many publications to his credit?
A: JOURNAL SINGH.
Q: What do you call a Sikh guy running toward the enemy camp with a white flag in his hand?
A: SURRENDER SINGH.
---------------------------------------------------------------
Banta Sing's Job Interview!!!
BANTA Singh went for a job interview to be a secretary.
When the manager saw his colourful attire and gold and white-
highlighted hair, his mind is screaming"
NOT Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Singh.So he
told Singh, If you could form a sentence using the words that I give
you, then maybe I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK,
YELLOW, BLUE WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK".
Singh thought for a while and said : "I hear the phone GREEN GREEN,
GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone,I say YELLOW ...BLUE's that ?
WHITE did you say? Aiyah,wrong number, lah.... Don't PURPLELY disturb
people and don't call BLACK, ok ? Thank You."
The Manager fainted.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Get Out Of School
The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school.
"Hello, this is Dunn Elementary," answers the principal.
"Hi. Jimmy won't be able to come to school all next week," replies
the voice. "Well, what seems to be the problem with him?"
"We are all going on a family vacation," says the voice, "I hope it is
all right."
"I guess that would be fine," says the principal. "May I ask who is
calling?" "Sure. This is my father!"
Another Singh Jokes
Q: What do you call a Sikh who drinks only beer
A: JUS-BEER SINGH.
Q: What do you call a Sikh guy who has only one drink ?
A: JUST-ONE SINGH.
Q: What do you call a Sikh scuba diver?
A: JULL-UNDER SINGH.
Q: What do you call a better adapted Sikh diver?
A: JULL-UNDER SINGH GILL.
Q: What do you call a bald Sikh guy ?
A: BALD-EV SINGH.
Q: What do you call a Sikh boyfriend?
A: HER- PAL SINGH.
Q: Who is he who has many publications to his credit?
A: JOURNAL SINGH.
Q: What do you call a Sikh guy running toward the enemy camp with a white flag in his hand?
A: SURRENDER SINGH.
---------------------------------------------------------------
Banta Sing's Job Interview!!!
BANTA Singh went for a job interview to be a secretary.
When the manager saw his colourful attire and gold and white-
highlighted hair, his mind is screaming"
NOT Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Singh.So he
told Singh, If you could form a sentence using the words that I give
you, then maybe I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK,
YELLOW, BLUE WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK".
Singh thought for a while and said : "I hear the phone GREEN GREEN,
GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone,I say YELLOW ...BLUE's that ?
WHITE did you say? Aiyah,wrong number, lah.... Don't PURPLELY disturb
people and don't call BLACK, ok ? Thank You."
The Manager fainted.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Get Out Of School
The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school.
"Hello, this is Dunn Elementary," answers the principal.
"Hi. Jimmy won't be able to come to school all next week," replies
the voice. "Well, what seems to be the problem with him?"
"We are all going on a family vacation," says the voice, "I hope it is
all right."
"I guess that would be fine," says the principal. "May I ask who is
calling?" "Sure. This is my father!"
Last edited:
OP
MetalheadGautham
AFK
Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
Anyway, I have an announcement to make:
I am launching a new Joke Website in a week's time. Its a text only site, with a lone image in the first page, and its rather plain. But that does not stop it from becoming funny, and for that I need your help.
can I get some suggestions as to what jokes to place where ?
here are the sections: (I am allowed only 6 pages, and total 200kb images)
1. Home Page
2. Light Jokes - light casual jokes you can tell in front of anybody
3. Bad Jokes - you know, jokes which may contain something vulgar
4. Poor Jokes - jokes so dumb that you will laugh AT the joke, not BECAUSE of the joke
5. Sardarji Jokes - From Kushwant Singh's santa banta hall of fame
6. Political Jokes - laloo, sonia, manmohan, bush, hillary, obama, blair, you name them they are here.
Currently all ecept the modest home page are empty. Can you please help add jokes there according to these sections ?
the world's best joke ever...
Anyway, I have an announcement to make:
I am launching a new Joke Website in a week's time. Its a text only site, with a lone image in the first page, and its rather plain. But that does not stop it from becoming funny, and for that I need your help.
can I get some suggestions as to what jokes to place where ?
here are the sections: (I am allowed only 6 pages, and total 200kb images)
1. Home Page
2. Light Jokes - light casual jokes you can tell in front of anybody
3. Bad Jokes - you know, jokes which may contain something vulgar
4. Poor Jokes - jokes so dumb that you will laugh AT the joke, not BECAUSE of the joke
5. Sardarji Jokes - From Kushwant Singh's santa banta hall of fame
6. Political Jokes - laloo, sonia, manmohan, bush, hillary, obama, blair, you name them they are here.
Currently all ecept the modest home page are empty. Can you please help add jokes there according to these sections ?
koolbluez
Šupər♂ - 超人
Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
Palk trashing... sorry guyz.... i dont believe in patriotism to my "country"...... but... a joke is a joke.. take light......
> > The prime Minister of China called President Bush to
> > console him after
> > the attack on the Pentagon: "I'm sorry to hear about
> > the attack. It is
> > a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any
> > documents from the
> > Pentagon, we have copies of everything."
> > =====================================================================
> > Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:
> > Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my
> > condolences to
> > you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great
> > bldgs... I would
> > like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with
> > that........
> > Bush: What buildings? What people??
> > Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
> > Bush: It's eight in the morning.
> > Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
> >
=======================================================================
> > Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in
> > and asks the
> > barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"
> > The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks
> > over and says,
> > "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
> > Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
> > The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
> > And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14
> > million Pakistanis
> > and one bicycle repairman."
> > And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
> > Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you
> > no-one would worry
> > about the 14 million Pakistanis!"
> >
=======================================================================
> > Pakistani on the moon:
> > Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?
> > A: Problem...
> > Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
> > A: Problem...
> > Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
> > A: Problem...
> > Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
> > A: ...... Problem Solved!!!!
Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in loud discussions during office time.....
Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire about what happened to a senior employee, they ask, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss"
They're asking for a Rs.500 Crores ransom, otherwise they're going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire.
We're going from desk to desk, taking up a collection."
One Trainee asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
....
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
"About 1 litre."
Palk trashing... sorry guyz.... i dont believe in patriotism to my "country"...... but... a joke is a joke.. take light......
> > The prime Minister of China called President Bush to
> > console him after
> > the attack on the Pentagon: "I'm sorry to hear about
> > the attack. It is
> > a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any
> > documents from the
> > Pentagon, we have copies of everything."
> > =====================================================================
> > Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:
> > Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my
> > condolences to
> > you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great
> > bldgs... I would
> > like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with
> > that........
> > Bush: What buildings? What people??
> > Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
> > Bush: It's eight in the morning.
> > Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
> >
=======================================================================
> > Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in
> > and asks the
> > barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"
> > The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks
> > over and says,
> > "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
> > Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
> > The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
> > And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14
> > million Pakistanis
> > and one bicycle repairman."
> > And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
> > Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you
> > no-one would worry
> > about the 14 million Pakistanis!"
> >
=======================================================================
> > Pakistani on the moon:
> > Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?
> > A: Problem...
> > Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
> > A: Problem...
> > Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
> > A: Problem...
> > Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
> > A: ...... Problem Solved!!!!
Contribution for Boss
Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in loud discussions during office time.....
Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire about what happened to a senior employee, they ask, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss"
They're asking for a Rs.500 Crores ransom, otherwise they're going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire.
We're going from desk to desk, taking up a collection."
One Trainee asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
....
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
"About 1 litre."
Engineer
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display.
While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper,
"I'll have a CAD monkey please."
The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took
out a monkey.
He fitted a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll
be £5000."
The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.
Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a
very expensive monkey. Most of them are only few hundred dollars. Why did
that one cost so much?"
The Shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can draw in AutoCAD - very fast,
clear layouts, no mistakes, well worth the money."
The tourist looked at a monkey in another cage. "That one's even more
expensive! £10,000! What does it do?"
"Oh, that one's a Design monkey; it can design systems, layout projects,
mark-up drawings, write specifications, some even calculate. All the really
useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.
The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a
cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read £50,000.
He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the others put
together! What on earth does it do?"
The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but
it says it's an Engineer."
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display.
While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper,
"I'll have a CAD monkey please."
The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took
out a monkey.
He fitted a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll
be £5000."
The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.
Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a
very expensive monkey. Most of them are only few hundred dollars. Why did
that one cost so much?"
The Shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can draw in AutoCAD - very fast,
clear layouts, no mistakes, well worth the money."
The tourist looked at a monkey in another cage. "That one's even more
expensive! £10,000! What does it do?"
"Oh, that one's a Design monkey; it can design systems, layout projects,
mark-up drawings, write specifications, some even calculate. All the really
useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.
The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a
cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read £50,000.
He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the others put
together! What on earth does it do?"
The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but
it says it's an Engineer."
Last edited:
shift
Seed is the Life!!
Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
Bhola gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country.
He has never been on an airplane anywhere and gets
excited and tense. As soon as he boards the plane, a
Boeing 747, he started jumping in excitement, running
from seat to seat and shouting, 'BOEING!BOEING!!
BOEING!!! BO....'.
The pilot in the cockpit hears the noise and annoyed
by what's goings on, he comes out and shouts, 'BE
SILENT!'
There's pin-drop silence every where and everybody
looks at Bhola. He stares at the pilot in silence for
a few seconds and then starts shouting, 'OEING !
OEING!! OEING!!!OE...'
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
One afternoon,a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when
he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop
and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one of them.
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied."Oh, come along with
me then," instructed the lawyer "But, sir, I have a wife and two children
too!" "Bring them along!" replied the lawyer. He turned to the other man and said,
"You too come with us." "But sir, I have a wife and six children!" the second
man answered."Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer as he headed
for his limo.They all climbed into the car, no easy task even for a limo.
Once underway, one of poor fellows said, "Sir, you are too kind.
Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied,
"No problem, the grass at my home is almost a foot tall."
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to
Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach
was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarji's
coach was jerking heavily.This made him not to prepare for the speech. Annoyed by the
event,next day in the meeting, his first point towards improvement of railway
department was "There should not be last coach in any train.""
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Four Sardarji's were waiting a on Railway Platform for the
"Punjab Mail". As they were waiting an announcement is made about the
train running late by two hours. The train scheduled to start at 10
am will now start at 12 noon. Since there is lots of time to kill the
four sardarjis decide to go out into the city to spend the time.When
they get back to the station they see "Punjab Mail" just leaving the
platform.So sardarjis start running desperately to board the
train..One of them manages to catch the 6th boggie. Another got
almost the last boggie and the other two got left behind. When
the two Sardarji 's who managed to get into the train met each other
in one of the bogies they started laughing uncontrollably. They go
on laughing.laughing ....and laughing.Now the other passengers
get bit curious and one of them asked the Sardarji's .... "Arre,
what's so funny ? Why are you both laughing so madly? One of the
Sardarji's managed to reply"Actually the two who were supposed to
take this train got left behind......we ..... just came to see them off !!!!!!!!!!"
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Bhola gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country.
He has never been on an airplane anywhere and gets
excited and tense. As soon as he boards the plane, a
Boeing 747, he started jumping in excitement, running
from seat to seat and shouting, 'BOEING!BOEING!!
BOEING!!! BO....'.
The pilot in the cockpit hears the noise and annoyed
by what's goings on, he comes out and shouts, 'BE
SILENT!'
There's pin-drop silence every where and everybody
looks at Bhola. He stares at the pilot in silence for
a few seconds and then starts shouting, 'OEING !
OEING!! OEING!!!OE...'
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
One afternoon,a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when
he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop
and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one of them.
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied."Oh, come along with
me then," instructed the lawyer "But, sir, I have a wife and two children
too!" "Bring them along!" replied the lawyer. He turned to the other man and said,
"You too come with us." "But sir, I have a wife and six children!" the second
man answered."Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer as he headed
for his limo.They all climbed into the car, no easy task even for a limo.
Once underway, one of poor fellows said, "Sir, you are too kind.
Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied,
"No problem, the grass at my home is almost a foot tall."
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to
Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach
was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarji's
coach was jerking heavily.This made him not to prepare for the speech. Annoyed by the
event,next day in the meeting, his first point towards improvement of railway
department was "There should not be last coach in any train.""
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Four Sardarji's were waiting a on Railway Platform for the
"Punjab Mail". As they were waiting an announcement is made about the
train running late by two hours. The train scheduled to start at 10
am will now start at 12 noon. Since there is lots of time to kill the
four sardarjis decide to go out into the city to spend the time.When
they get back to the station they see "Punjab Mail" just leaving the
platform.So sardarjis start running desperately to board the
train..One of them manages to catch the 6th boggie. Another got
almost the last boggie and the other two got left behind. When
the two Sardarji 's who managed to get into the train met each other
in one of the bogies they started laughing uncontrollably. They go
on laughing.laughing ....and laughing.Now the other passengers
get bit curious and one of them asked the Sardarji's .... "Arre,
what's so funny ? Why are you both laughing so madly? One of the
Sardarji's managed to reply"Actually the two who were supposed to
take this train got left behind......we ..... just came to see them off !!!!!!!!!!"
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
koolbluez
Šupər♂ - 超人
Dilbert's Theorem On Salary
Dilbert's theorem on salary state's that Engineers, Teachers, Programmers and Scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people. This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates :
postulate 1 :
Knowledge is Power (Knowledge = Power)
postulate 2 :
Time is Money (Time = Money)
postulate 3 :
(as every Physics student knows),
Power = Work / Time
It therefore follows that,
Knowledge = Work / Time
and since
Time = Money
Knowledge = Work / Money
Solving for Money, we get,
Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus,
as Knowledge approaches zero,
Money approaches infinity,
regardless of the amount of work done
CONCLUSION :
The Less you Know, the More Money you make!!
Dilbert's theorem on salary state's that Engineers, Teachers, Programmers and Scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people. This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates :
postulate 1 :
Knowledge is Power (Knowledge = Power)
postulate 2 :
Time is Money (Time = Money)
postulate 3 :
(as every Physics student knows),
Power = Work / Time
It therefore follows that,
Knowledge = Work / Time
and since
Time = Money
Knowledge = Work / Money
Solving for Money, we get,
Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus,
as Knowledge approaches zero,
Money approaches infinity,
regardless of the amount of work done
CONCLUSION :
The Less you Know, the More Money you make!!
iatb.gourav
Ready To Rule !!!
Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
Performance Pressure!
Poultry farm ke malik ne Murgiyon ko Order diya "Agar tum logon ne kal se Do -- Do ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band"
Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne do do ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda diya"
Malik: "tum ne ek anda hi kyon diya".
.
.
.
.
.
Jawab mila
"Sir ye aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai waise main to Murga hoon"
Performance Pressure!
Poultry farm ke malik ne Murgiyon ko Order diya "Agar tum logon ne kal se Do -- Do ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band"
Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne do do ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda diya"
Malik: "tum ne ek anda hi kyon diya".
.
.
.
.
.
Jawab mila
"Sir ye aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai waise main to Murga hoon"
hullap
Cyborg Agent
koolbluez
Šupər♂ - 超人
alter_ego
Who me??
Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
New Exam pattern in India (Revised):-
1. General students - Answer ALL questions.
2. OBC - WRITE ANY one question.
3. SC - ONLY READ questions.
4. ST - THANKS FOR COMING..
AND.
5. Gujjars - THANKS FOR ALLOWING OTHERS TO ATTEND THE EXAMINATION .. !!
CHEERS TO RESERVATION
New Exam pattern in India (Revised):-
1. General students - Answer ALL questions.
2. OBC - WRITE ANY one question.
3. SC - ONLY READ questions.
4. ST - THANKS FOR COMING..
AND.
5. Gujjars - THANKS FOR ALLOWING OTHERS TO ATTEND THE EXAMINATION .. !!
CHEERS TO RESERVATION
shift
Seed is the Life!!
Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
TECH: Hello, Friendly Internet. May I help you?
CUSTOMER: Oh, hello young man. I was wondering if you offer online banking?
TECH: We're an Internet service provider, ma'am. You can certainly use our service to connect to online banking.
CUSTOMER: What do I need to do that?
TECH: You just need the modem in your computer. That plugs into a phone jack. Sign up for an account, and sign up for online banking with your bank.
CUSTOMER: But where does the money come out?
TECH: I'm not sure I understand?
CUSTOMER: You know...Does the money come out from that slot on the computer?
TECH: Hello, Friendly Internet. May I help you?
CUSTOMER: Oh, hello young man. I was wondering if you offer online banking?
TECH: We're an Internet service provider, ma'am. You can certainly use our service to connect to online banking.
CUSTOMER: What do I need to do that?
TECH: You just need the modem in your computer. That plugs into a phone jack. Sign up for an account, and sign up for online banking with your bank.
CUSTOMER: But where does the money come out?
TECH: I'm not sure I understand?
CUSTOMER: You know...Does the money come out from that slot on the computer?
hjpotter92
The Boy Who Lived
Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
This one is in hindi but still a nice one
do you know the meaning of "PYAR"
its a group of frioends sitting around a table in BAR
& saying
.
.
.
.
.
."P-YAR"
This one is in hindi but still a nice one
do you know the meaning of "PYAR"
its a group of frioends sitting around a table in BAR
& saying
.
.
.
.
.
."P-YAR"
iatb.gourav
Ready To Rule !!!
Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
A Teacher in Bihar was found to use these dialogues:
1. inside class
-close the doors of the windows please....i have winter in my nose today
-Cut an apple into two halves ---take the bigger half
-shhhhh..quiet boys....the principal just passed away in the corridor.
-Both of you three ,get out of my class
-Take a copper wire of any metal ...especially of silver.
-Take a 5cm. wire of any length
2.at the ground
-All of you stand in a straight circle
-there is no wind in the balloon
3.to a boy angrily
-I talk ,he talk,why you middle middle talk?????
4.giving punishment
-you three of you , stand together separately
-you,.... go and understand the tree
-Why are you late??????------say YES or NO.
A Teacher in Bihar was found to use these dialogues:
1. inside class
-close the doors of the windows please....i have winter in my nose today
-Cut an apple into two halves ---take the bigger half
-shhhhh..quiet boys....the principal just passed away in the corridor.
-Both of you three ,get out of my class
-Take a copper wire of any metal ...especially of silver.
-Take a 5cm. wire of any length
2.at the ground
-All of you stand in a straight circle
-there is no wind in the balloon
3.to a boy angrily
-I talk ,he talk,why you middle middle talk?????
4.giving punishment
-you three of you , stand together separately
-you,.... go and understand the tree
-Why are you late??????------say YES or NO.
koolbluez
Šupər♂ - 超人
Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,That's how I strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient was looked bad, but you look terrible.What the hell happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"
One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,That's how I strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient was looked bad, but you look terrible.What the hell happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"
hjpotter92
The Boy Who Lived
Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
Nice joking. I died laughing see if this code works.
Nice joking. I died laughing see if this code works.
Code:
<div><embed src="*plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fsmileys.smileycentral.com%252Fcat%252FF%252Ftransport.swf%253Fcode%253DF%252F1%252F437%2526partner%253DZSzeb110%255FZKYYYYYYYYIN/transport.swf" loop="false" quality="best" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="100" height="120" name="transport" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="*www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" wmode="transparent" flashvars="code=F/1/437&partner=ZSzeb110_ZKYYYYYYYYIN" /><br><a href="*www.smileycentral.com/?feat=prof&partner=ZSzeb110_ZKYYYYYYYYIN"><img src="*plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fak.imgfarm.com%252Fimages%252Fnocache%252Ftr%252Ffw%252Fsmiley%252Fsocial2.gif/social2.gif" border="0" style="" /></a></div>
P
paranj
Guest
Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
roflz^^where did u get that code anyways?
roflz^^where did u get that code anyways?