One Secret That Stops Hackers: Girlfriends

Desmond

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According to this article :

Want to put a stop to hacking? The solution is simple: Get hackers girlfriends.

To be sure, that prescription is tongue-in-cheek, but it speaks to a hacking truth: Based on arrests of alleged Anonymous, LulzSec, TeamPoison, and other hacktivist group participants--not to mention many cyber-crime gangs--it's the rare participant who's over the age of 25--or even 19.
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While conducting research for her criminology Ph.D., Kirwan interviewed about 20 hackers and found that the majority stopped hacking due to their changing life circumstances. "The chances are by the time they turn 18 or 19 they'll age out, and if they haven't stopped then, by the time they get married, settle down, and have kids, they won't have time to do this type of behavior anyway," she explains. "As they get older, their moral development gets better, and they don't have the ability to commit crimes anyway."
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Vyom

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Wow.. that was surprising! :sarcasm:
But girlfriends isn't the ultimate solution for hackers. They are the way to their ultimate doom! :shock:
 

Mario

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Interesting bit of news - but wasn't the top-guy of LulzSec, (now, what was his name?), a married guy with kids?

Edit: Guess "wife" != girlfriend! :D :D
 
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Interesting bit of news - but wasn't the top-guy of LulzSec, (now, what was his name?), a married guy with kids?

Edit: Guess "wife" != girlfriend! :D :D

Probably his wife gives him such a bad time that he vents all his frustration on innocent (sic) corporations.
 

nginx

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Probably his wife gives him such a bad time that he vents all his frustration on innocent (sic) corporations.

These hacktivists are actually doing a great job and the corporations they attack are not innocent at all, quite the opposite infact. These corporations are usually parasites and copyright trolls. Do your research a bit and you will find out more on their missions.
 
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These hacktivists are actually doing a great job and the corporations they attack are not innocent at all, quite the opposite infact. These corporations are usually parasites and copyright trolls. Do your research a bit and you will find out more on their missions.

:blah: Sarcasm ;)
 
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