How Happy Is Life Without A Girlfriend

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narangz

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HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND




Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool


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1. You can stare at any Girl.......

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2. You don't have to spend money on her.

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3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.

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4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

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5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.

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6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.

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7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.

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8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right " and "wrong" for u.

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9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.

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10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.

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11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

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12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.

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13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

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14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.

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15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.

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16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.

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17. No nonstop nonsense.

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18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.

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19. No tension.

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20. You can be "urself"

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21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....

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din

Tribal Boy
@narangz

Now how will you install Windows Vista at 2.30 AM ? ? ?

Or you prefer to buy your own PC and install only after you get a "Genuine License" ?
 

iMav

The Devil's Advocate
i agree with all the points and to add to that:

u wont be the laughing stock of ur frenz coz u wont have some1 telling u that i dont wanna go here, take me there and instead u can laugh the other fool who has to go thru all this :D
 

din

Tribal Boy
Offtopic :

@iMav

I found something common (Finally !!) - we both write looooong sentences in posts :D
 

gxsaurav

You gave been GXified
My turn...My turn..

Why have a girl friend??? I mean, what the point of being committed at this age when you are suppoed to pay attention to studies & a career & not running after girls, although it does makes sense to make girls run after you. Remember, successful & decent guys are rare species these days, so if U R one then u r in demand (ask chote nawab, he is in demand :D)

It's better to have many girl-friends then having one girlfriend. That's what I do, all of them are close to me, many have boy friends (who have problem with me cos she talks to me about things she can't talk to him :D) but still they are gr8 friends. The benefit of this

1) You are not bugged by a particular girl multiple times a day cos she wants to talk to you for 2 3 hrs on phone.

2) You are not supposed to cry for her, or care for her. She is old & mature enough to take her care herself.

3) You give her a chance to live her life, her way & she gives u the same

4) U R not always scolded when u r late from work on a meetup.

5) You can tell one girl, about all the other G-Fs u got, & she won't mind you being close to them cos u r not anyone's BF :D

6) You can introduce Girl-friends to your family, & your home is always teh safest place to meet her. Her parents also have no problem with you being in her life, & you also get to meet her family without any fear of getting cought

7) Just don't say that u got intimate with anyone :D.

8 ) You don't always have to buy her gifts etc.

So, why go for a GF instead of multiple G-Fs. You can do all those in first post if you go my way....although staring at girls is a cheap idea, & I don't do it. Comon, give them some respect they r not a "thing".

No Idea. One has to go through both experiences to know which is better.

Take our advice as "Review of Girlfriend" :D & don't make one. Instead stick with many good friend girls who actually help in life.
 
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Goten

Banned
I dunno I have one.
But everythin u said is right n i miss all the good things i used to do before.
Nasty forsaken things.
 
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