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Q1:What does the poet expect of the fishermen and why?
Ans:The poet expects the fishermen to not to pee in the sea water and leak the cruiser's oil from the oil tanker because it will lead killing of the sea inhabitants.

Q2:What is Saheb looking for in the garbage dumps? Where has he come from and why?
Ans:How the hell am I going to know about what is this Saheb looking for in the garbage dumps,maybe he is looking for food or maybe he is a serial killer looking to dispose a body in garbage dump hard to find by the cops.He came into this world 9 months after his mother and father made love.

Q3:Describe the tigers created by aunt Jennifer?
Ans:What in the name of god,I didn't know that Jenifer Aniston had a brother or sister that can have children making her an aunt.Anyways what I do know is that she had a very crucial role in the TV series F.R.I.E.N.D.S u must watch it too at 7.00 evening Star World.

Q4:Why does the poet,Stephen Spender call the map a bad example?
Ans:The answer is obvious don't you get it spending too much little time and money on the map will surely cuase it to be called a bad example by a man named Stephen Spender.

Q5:How did the drowning experience affect Douglas?
Ans:After the drowning experience Douglas came to know that he needed to learn swimming.

Q6:Why did the peddler accepted Edla's invitation? How did he feel?
Ans:The peddler accepted Edla's invitation because he wanted to make out with her.After the making out the peddler felt gooooood.

Q7:How can a visit to Antartica be an enlighting experience?
Ans:In Antartica anyone who goes there for the 67 days of night will really feel enlighted after the sun comes out.His eyes will be specially be severed by the overdose of enlightment.
 
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xbonez

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ROFL.....just finished my eng board exams so i had studies these same que... in fact Q3 even came in the boards. If only u had posted this b4 my exam, i might have tried them out....

Q1:What does the poet expect of the fishermen and why?
Ans:The poet expects the fishermen to not to pee in the sea water and leak the cruiser's oil from the oil tanker because it will lead killing of the sea inhabitants.

Q2:What is Saheb looking for in the garbage dumps? Where has he come from and why?
Ans:How the hell am I going to know about what is this Saheb looking for in the garbage dumps,maybe he is looking for food or maybe he is a serial killer looking to dispose a body in garbage dump hard to find by the cops.He came into this world 9 months after his mother and father made love.

Q3:Describe the tigers created by aunt Jennifer?
Ans:What in the name of god,I didn't know that Jenifer Aniston had a brother or sister that can have children making her an aunt.Anyways what I do know is that she had a very crucial role in the TV series F.R.I.E.N.D.S u must watch it too at 7.00 evening Star World.

Q4:Why does the poet,Stephen Spender call the map a bad example?
Ans:The answer is obvious don't you get it spending too much little time and money on the map will surely cuase it to be called a bad example by a man named Stephen Spender.

Q5:How did the drowning experience affect Douglas?
Ans:After the drowning experience Douglas came to know that he needed to learn swimming.

Q6:Why did the peddler accepted Edla's invitation? How did he feel?
Ans:The peddler accepted Edla's invitation because he wanted to make out with her.After the making out the peddler felt gooooood.

Q7:How can a visit to Antartica be an enlighting experience?
Ans:In Antartica anyone who goes there for the 67 days of night will really feel enlighted after the sun comes out.His eyes will be specially be severed by the overdose of enlightment.
 

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His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them
this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C

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