Failed In Exams

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nileshgr

nileshgr

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NucleusKore said:
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Have two more, but posting them is in violation of the rules of this forum.

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Hey, you stole the joke posted by me in this forum. But its on woman. :D :D
 
victor_rambo

victor_rambo

हॉर्न ओके प्लीज़
Ok, I usually don't post forwards but I think this thread will be a suitable place!
Lateral Thinking... Just Check This Out!!!!
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.





man
1. ------------

board











Ans. = man overboard







stand
2. ------------

i











Ans. = I understand



OK?.... Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you fair?





3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/











Ans. = reading between the lines







4. r
road
a
d









Ans. = cross road





5. cycle
cycle
cycle









Ans. = tricycle





0
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M.D.

Ph.D.









Ans. = two degrees below zero





knee
7. ------------

light









Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light)





ground
8. ---------------

feet feet feet feet feet feet







Ans. = six feet underground





9. he's / himself









Ans. = he's by himself





10. ecnalg









Ans. = backward glance





11. death ..... life









Ans. = life after death





12. THINK











Ans. think big !!



And the last one is real fundoo ..



13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb....





Ans. long time no 'C' (see)
 
NucleusKore

NucleusKore

TheSaint
The Unknown said:
Not much good. Did not make me laugh.
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Well the title of the thread is,"Failed In Exams". I think that just about answers your question.

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Teaching scientific concepts can be a challenge. Below is a sampling of some of the more interesting test answers from students collected by science and health teachers at various grade levels, printed in Popular Science magazine.

* When you breath, you inspire. When you don't breath, you expire.
* The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
* A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
* When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
* For head colds, use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops into your throat.
* The moon is a planet just like Earth, only deader.
* Artificial insemination is what the farmer does to the cow instead of the bull.
* Dew is formed on leaves when sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
* To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
* Equator: A managerie lion running around Earth through Africa.
* To remove dust from your eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
* Momentum. What you give a person when they are going away.
* Nitrogen is not found in Ireland, because it is not found in a free state.
* Three kids of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars.
* Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin & Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydogin is gin and water.
* A super saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.
* Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
* The body consists of three parts--the branium, the borax, and the abominable cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the borax
* contains the bowls, of which there are five--a, e, i, o, and u.
* The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.
* The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to.
* The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends toward the moon, because nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
* A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors.
* For fainting: Rub the person's chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor.
* Germinate: To become a naturalized German.
* Before giving a transfusion, find out if the blood is negative or affirmative.
* Liter: A nest of young puppies. Centimeter: A long insect with 100 legs.
* Magnet: Something you can find crawling over a dead cat.
* H20 is hot water. CO2 is cold water.
* Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
* Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
* Respiration is composed of inspiration and then expectoration.
* For a nosebleed: Put the nose lower than the body until the heart stops.
* To prevent contraception use a condominium.
* Blood flows down one leg and up the other.

Source: *www.shanemcdonald.com/laughs/l-exam-answers.html
 
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NucleusKore

NucleusKore

TheSaint
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OMG !!!!! ROFL WTF :)) :D

ROFL !!!!!!!!!

nucleus sir u great
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Glad I could tickle your funny bone

Lessons in History (or His Story :p)

*Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and travelled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

*The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth

*Actually, Homer was not written by Homer, but by another man of that name.

*Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.

*In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java.

*Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus."

*Joan of Arc was burn to a steak and was canonised by Bernard Shaw. Finally, Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the same offence.

*In midevil times most people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the futile ages was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote literature.

*Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head.

*It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of the blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking

*Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died of this.

*During the Renaissance, history began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America whilst cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe.

*The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.

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xbonez

xbonez

NP : Crysis
OMG!!! #38 is hilarious. i had to bite my fingers to keep myself from roaring with laughter since everyone is asleep and i'm not supposed to be on the comp....ROFL

loved the noob one
 
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