Most of us like the matrix-styled games, since we're all gullible enough to think that a man in a black suit is cool. And if you’re one of the One and also like online gameplay (read: terrible online gameplay) — Gunz is a game you shouldn’t miss. For the rest of you though, this is strictly optional.
GunZ Ain't FunZ
This game has the capability to blow your mind (quite literally) thanks to it's shitty concept and ultra-gay execution (Caution: You will encounter the snide homosexual references in this phurstluk. Often). GunZ is yet another pathetic Korean game that's enforced on the millions of retards who can't tell the difference between a game and a bondage device. What's worse is the sheer stupidity of people who play this game and actually think they're cool. It's almost as stupid as buying a ridiculously overpriced game magazine and acting elite. You can fight in E Style (Euro-style), K Style (Korean-style) and Hybrid (both K and E style). There’s nothing complicated about the premise — you fight, kill people and level up.
The game is, quite predictably, simplistic as **** — you learn the basic moves dodge, dash, slash, block, etc. and learn some more moves in order to become a pro-troll and finally look for a clan (a bunch of like-minded retards who engage in pointless virtual turf-wars). The first thing that you do however, is create your avatar — GunZ features a patented Gender Bias™ — the men are proficient with guns and the women love their mêlée weapons. You can pimp your character with quite a few weapons — Daggers, Rocket Launchers, Katanas, Pistols, SMGs, etc.
Virtual Back-Pats
Similar to DMC3, combos give you aural encouragement — Good, Cool, Wonderful, Excellent and Unbelievable (maybe not in the same series). The real reason why this game is retard heaven is its ridiculously low learning curve. The game has six kinds of game modes — Gladiator, Team Gladiator, Deathmatch, Team Deathmatch, Assassination, and Berserker Deathmatch. In the Gladiator modes, you fight melee only battles. Assassination is a kill the leader game type where the death of the leader (he’s got his team color glowing gay around him) makes the whole team lose. Finally, the Berserker Deathmatch, is the same as a normal DM, the only difference being that you get a power (that also glows gay).
What's more pathetic is the complete lack of a quest mode . Overall I have only one thing to say, if you are a online gamer who likes playing action games and also likes a lot of physical and mental pain, get this game. It's not really worth the price (of download), but you kinda deserve it. Nonetheless, I’m addicted to this game and love being like that.
The irony!!!! Ha ha!!!
