Start your engines
* November 10, 2008 – 11:23 am
* Posted in Inside Skoar
* Tagged Edition 17, Launch, Overlord, Skrybe
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This is the opening post of The Skrybe’s Blog. Here I, The Skrybe, shall chronicle the happenings at Skoar. For the newcomers, Skoar is primarily a magazine and website that focuses on gaming.
Skoar loyalists are aware that the Overlord, aka Badri Narayan, the former Editor of Skoar has retired from this position. His boots are large and it is going to be a challenge to fill them. He is obviously missed by his readers. This is apparent from his mailbox– he has handed me the access details. The Overlord’s mail box is full of mails from readers aching to know when it’ll be done. Other people are sending in job applications, asking to work for the magazine.
The last release was the Edition 17, in June. It’s been nearly half a year between editions and the site hasn’t been updated in months. It’s time to get crakking. From here on it is my responsibility to ensure you get what you want from Skoar. It’s been a week since I’ve taken the seat as the Editor of Skoar. Today is my sixth day here. We are now relaunching in a special magazine-in-magazine edition with the December issue of Digit magazine.
Write to me at skrybe@9dot9.in , and expect a reply.
It will be done.
The E-mail forwarder’s 12 step program. Everyone repeat after us:-
• I will not get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing list if I don’t forward and e-mail.
• I will not be blessed if I do forward an e-mail.
• Bill Gates is not going to send me money, and Victoria’s Secret doesn’t know anything about the gift certificate it’s supposed to send.
• Ford will not give me a 50% discount even if I forward my email to over 50 people.
• I will never receive any coupons or freebies from Coca Cola or anyone else if I send an email to 10 people.
• The phrase “This really happened” is never true... never!
• There is no such thing as an e-mail tracing program, and I am not stupid enough to think that someone will send me Rs 1000 for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or mo people.
• There is no kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish programme collecting anything!
• The government does not have a bill called 901B (or whatever they named it this week), which, if passed, will enable them to charge us 50 paisa for every e-mail we send.
• There will be no dancing, singing, waving, colorful flowers, characters, or other program that I will receive immediately after forward an e-mail. None, zip, zero, nada!
• The Red Cross will NOT donate Rs 5 to certain individuals dying of some never heard-of disease for every e-mail address I send this to. The Red Cross receives donations.
• And finally, I will not let morons guilt-trip me into sending things by telling me I am not their friend or that I don’t believe in God. He seemed to get along okay before e-mail!
• Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized, and then send it to at least five of your friends before the next full moon or you will be constipated for the next three months and all of your hair will fall out!