Need a "propose letter" with corporate jargon

Garbage

God of Mistakes...
Hi,

As Valentine's day coming near, one of my friend wanted to write a "propose letter" with lots of corporate jargon. She wants to submit it for some competition.

I am hopping you guys could help. :p
 

Faun

Wahahaha~!
Staff member
Im going to have to insert my atm card into your card reader so i can deposit my "balance".
 

axes2t2

I am a cat
Don't know much words about corporate...if she wanted a geek or computer related then it would have been easier.
 

AcceleratorX

Youngling
"I have just learnt that our long term feasibility is highly dependent on your continued cooperation. For this reason, I propose a strategic merger."

Example of just one line.
 
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