How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

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The Devil
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

:)) :))


The Mighty Unkel!!!
Staff member
he he he Funny . add one more ..

1 member asking where is the source for the post??

Possible Post on form :D
Subject : "I put my mobile phone on charge. charging complete .. begin discussion..
Hey guys I just saw that by battery was down so i put it on charging .. Now it took 45minuts to charg . how much time dos your charger charge you mobile!!

by the way its done charging. Please share your charging experieance here .

Apply all the discussions from the post from blackpearl except this is for charging a mobile phone :p .


Stay Silent!
Apply all the discussions from the post from blackpearl except this is for charging a mobile phone :p .

Also not to forget:

5 people to report the thread as spam.
7 people to start arguing which brand is better, why, the estimated cost et all.
1 person to give a review how he changed the bulb and his experiences thereto.
and last but not the least:
100 noobs hitting that same old thread again.

:lol: ;-) :D


Swalpa Adjust Maadi
another 23 persons for "Post ur bulb changing experience" polls maybe even on "tubelight changing experience" or any "other <item> changing experiences".
2 mods for controlling flaming members. One super mod for banning them.
one more stupid member to post that some links were plagiarised from <source link>


Techtree Reviewer
1 member to ask "But what is a light bulb?"

5 to add his name in their signatures as 'N00b of the Week'.
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