To illustrate is this, I have created a silly little story about what would happen if Hawke and the Warden got into a bragging competition. Lets see how they compare...
Hawke: Hey, did you hear? I defeated the Arishok in single combat.
Warden: So what? I killed a Broodmother.
Hawke: Yeah, well I killed a Varterral.
Warden: Me too.
Hawke: Well...I slew a High Dragon.
Warden: I've killed four.
Hawke: Well, I defeated this templar knight-commander who was clearly possessed by some kind of super pride demon or something.
Warden: Yeah? Well, I created an army composed of Dalish elves, Orzammar dwarves, and mages using an old piece of paper. Then I ended a civil war more or less peacefully. Then I lead said army to battle against the darkspawn horde, fought and killed the Archdemon and then - instead of dying like I was supposed to - got up and went to a party.
Hawke: Well I um...uh...I slept with Isabella.
Warden: Who hasn't? Honestly I'd be more impressed if you said you didn't sleep with her.
Hawke: Sod off.
Warden: I mean, by the transitive property of Isabella, we've slept with each other.
Hawke: Ew.
Warden: Also, I should tell you that through Isabella you've slept with Zevran and Leliana.
Hawke: Through Isabella we've both slept with half of Thedas.
Warden: No, I mean I had a foursome with Isabella and those two.
Hawke: Liar. I met Leliana the other day, she's a Chantry Seeker, I think they take vows and stuff.
Warden: Wait, you met her? I decapitated her seven years ago!
Hawke: Well, her head was attached to her neck when I saw her.
Warden: Huh. I guess her headless corpse must have wandered over the Urn of Sacred Ashes that I had just defiled...
Hawke: Maybe she has a twin? With the same name...
Warden: Whatever, I've seen weirder things. Anyway, I should go, I need to head back through the Eluvian and teach my son how to use his Dragon God powers before he accidentally shatters the Veil...or worse, pisses off his mother.
Hawke: You have an Eluvian? I know someone who would be really interested in -
Warden: Oh by the way, here's about nine hundred sovereigns, use it for whatever, I just hate carrying around that much change.
Hawke: Wow, thanks!
And that is how the Champion bought food and housing for all of the Fereldan refugees in Kirkwall and was forever known as the Benefactor of Kirkwall.
Sandal Amell (talk) 19:20, April 18, 2011 (UTC)