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Harvik780

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^^I just clicked on the post looking at your user name and thought it was true.
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fun2sh

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shantanu becomes the biggest MOD TO KICK THE LARGEST NO. OF USERS FROM THIS FORUM :razz:
 
fun2sh

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shantanu said:
i am marrying hilary duff on 28th sept. :p
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yeah but finally wen u wed her in indian style aur jab tum suhag raat ke din uska gunghat uthate ho to pata chalta hai ki wo hillary duff nahi BEYONCE hai!!!
 
cpyder

cpyder

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TV News channels (with spl mention to Aaj Tak) have been banned from telecasting news item like "Khooni Taalab", Bhakton ke haath se prasaad khane wala bandar, kitten suckling on a b!tch etc.

Know what.. NASA's probe had revealed certain irregularities on the other side of the moon in 2006. The probe had detected temperature related inconsistencies. NASA's spokesperson was quoted at BBC, "we have discovered the stuff." Although hestitantly, he did admit that it was a moon station which belongs to India!!!

Read full story here:-

*anditworkedforme.com/newksaldifwnene;qwe,fsdfdffkdfenndalemoon234839743h2ff89232india.htm

-see we are way ahead.
 
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shantanu

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fun2sh said:
yeah but finally wen u wed her in indian style aur jab tum suhag raat ke din uska gunghat uthate ho to pata chalta hai ki wo hillary duff nahi BEYONCE hai!!!
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no man ! abhi itne bure din nahi aaye mere.. Well Hil is sweet.. ! :D lol ! :p

and to kick out yeah.. please stand in que for your turn.. who's first : FUN2SH :p :)ROFL:)
 
Cool G5

Cool G5

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Digit magazine courier services improve & all subscribers get their issue one day before the offical release. ;)
 
fun2sh

fun2sh

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shantanu said:
no man ! abhi itne bure din nahi aaye mere.. Well Hil is sweet.. ! :D lol ! :p

and to kick out yeah.. please stand in que for your turn.. who's first : FUN2SH :p :)ROFL:)
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yeah i too was goin to write that it wil start from me!!:mrgreen:
 
INS-ANI

INS-ANI

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My rumours:
Finally,Ex-PM, Atal bihari bajpayee braves. Decides to marry.

lalu yaadav takes over as Civial aviation minister, 25 Indian flights derailed.

rabri devi fed up, says" hum laloo yadav ko daevorse de rahein hai, yae lijiye-talak-talak-talak"
( sry for the sentiments)

CPM decides to leave india, to try luck in pakistani parlimantry election. Mussy afraid, asks india to reconsider-for any price

DRDO to tests ACAMS( anti corrupt ass missile system), MP's MLA's and ministers missing.

USA declares itself the"axis of evil"

bas... ab aur nahi likha jaata

Fron page news, January 1, 2008
NEW DIESEASE UNVIELED!
The public opinion is that the deadly creature is generally found in rohini and said to have the deadliest fart!
It is understood that the westerghats were formed by the heavy pressure created by the creature's fart! some of active volcanoes as far as antartica are still said to have the farting trace.
And the tokyo university research paper has blamed the creaturefor the unfortunate shockwaves they are still praying will stop!
It is understood that the deadly shockwave developed near sumatra december,2004 were as a reasult of some undercover grumbling taking place in rohini! This resulted in creation of a deadly sea-wave called KDsunami, which reasulted in death of few people.However the sea water was found to contain a poisonous gas called KDgen, which killed over 2 million people and affected over 30 millions with permanent genetical disorders!
Scientists in NASA claimed to develop antidote which can neutralise KDgen. Unfortunately mr John edward, senior chemicologist in NASA laboratory himself was infected with the gas after inhaling a few nanograms of KDgen! Since then he is reported to have created over 2 kiloton of fart. Experts claims that US gov is hiding the proper fart data and they estimate the fart to be of range of 200 kilo-tonnes!

However NASA has reported to be launching an emergency discovery flight to send Mr. edward to Moon!

In view of loss of the senior chemicologist of NASA, US senate has vowed to use the KDgen gas as weapon of mass destruction. However indian government has denied any more sample to USA.

The scientist in CERN, Geneva claimed that this is the deadliest diesease ever seen by mankind. THeir study reported various harmful bacterias and viruses like HIV, malaria, etc have disappeared after they were affected by KDgen.
CERN chief germologist" kay kay hulolu said they have tied up with ESA, and he seemed confident that once the ESA's space ship reaches to pluto, it will bring back the fartestugon , which they claim is the only antidote present in universe.

meanwhile USA democrats,frustated after india denied KDgen sample, have vowed to attack rohini and have accused india of deadly chemical weapon research. They have claimed that after the accusation, indian gov has moved the underground research centre to somewhere in the pune city.

United nation security council issued a statement condenming the act of indian gov and have shown sympathy to citizen of delhi and have issued a sympathy statement in advance to citizen of pune.

Meanwhile CIA has reported that indian gov. may move the KDgen lab to indo pak border and will release the lid when the wind blows towards pakistan.
amazingly,pakistan president gen musrf said" we the people of pakistan are not ready to tackle the KDGen gas, hence give up our claim on kasmhmir and request indian gov to reconsider its decision."
The dawn reported Musrf has planned to shed his military post in case indian sardar asks them to.


our correspondent john andrew is reported to have been missiing after he went pune to investigate the matter!
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RaghuKL

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India finally gets 600 gold ,700 silver and 800 bronze medals in the Olympics and Govt. starts donating Land to winners and finds itself short of it occupies all neighbouring countries.

Microsoft xp sp3 adds readyboost. RAM prices falls.....

Petrol rates are reduced by 50%.
Politicians pay huge amounts of bribes to public.
1Rupee= $10000.
Tatas buyout General motors finally release Rs.1 lakh car.
India BANS every form cricket.
Muralitharan takes 1000 wickets but is asked to return them
Harry potter scar begins to itch again.
Harry IS gay....:evil:
Hermione is Les$##%$ ....:evil: :evil:
JK Rowling too:evil: :evil: :evil: :shock:
 
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Cool G5

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According to our close source,digit introducing bluray disc every month from jan08 & subscribers get a free bluray writer. :))
 
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