Best excuse for missing college lectures

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rohan_mhtr

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So guys face it , many of us are in this situation when we bunk many lectures and now we have to face the trouble . One of my professor is fed up of me and he insists to see my parents . As you all know this is not possible so kindly suggest some good , new and creative excuses .
 
vamsi_krishna

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Go strait forward. It is not cinemas to do gimmicks. Go to your mother and accept the mistake. She will take care of rest of the things.
 
Cool G5

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Agree with vamsi_krishna.

If you really want to try something adventurous, get a medical certificate spoofed from your family doctor & present it to the professor. This will only work if he hasn't seen you hanging in corridors while his lecture was underway. :razz:

Still I feel you should accept your mistake. The worst thing to happen will be, you will have to face some music from your parents & finally the matter should settle down.
 
MetalheadGautham

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If its a real prob then just explain your parents about it and get their help sorting stuff out.
My friends bunk classes with their parents' help.
The idea is to not screw up by having to tell multiple lies for a simple hour off.
 
amitash

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go to your parents and say:
"mom, dad, i have some bad news, i flunked my exams, im totally addicted to cigarettes, i booze every weekend, and i got a girlfriend pregnant"
Now your parents will be totally shocked, then you say: "actually all thats not true, i have a lil shortage of attendance and the prof wants to see you"

Saw this in a comic strip somewhere
 
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rohan_mhtr

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Ya but there is no way i can sort this with my parents , if they come to my college they will find out how many KT's i have :-(. I am thinking of cutting of my hair and going bald so that i can tell him that someone close has expired , howz that .
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Just say, "Sorry Sir, I was in bed with your daughter.".

He will take care of the rest for you :lol:
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And actually i know his daughter and she has a boyfriend too , which her dad doesnt know !!!
Things are very complicated .
I have about 5 % attendance in 3 months !!! but have attended almost all of my practicals of that subject . ( for practicals in that subject we have another mam for our batch )

And to make things worst this is not the first time i had warnings from him . Some of my friends with worst cases have slipped away since those *******s somehow managed to get proxies !!

And now for the main problem , as my old mobo blew i had to build a new rig , i had some cash and got myself a fine rig except for the GPU for which my parents were going to give me some 8-9k but if they find out this sh#t then bye bye GPU , probably even bye bye PC:shock:
 
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vamsi_krishna

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No.. that is not the way things work. Parents are like nature. If you are nice enough to them.. they will forgive all your mistakes. That is the heart of the parents. BTW, don't worry about your GPU. Just worry about getting yourself into college.
 
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rohan_mhtr

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Talking with my parents is the last option . First tell me if there is a way i can make my professor believe in me .
 
thewisecrab

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[The Simpsons Movie]

I have narrowed down your answers to 3 unthinkable options:

1) Chaat the prof
You know, sit in first bench, answer all questions, do the assignments, and yeah, attend college for the next one week, pleading that you'll not do this again. (ie. if you CAN attend college)

2)Cry like a little baby (either to parents or prof)
*sniff*..I'm in a bad state..*sniff*..I would sit in library whole day just to do his assignments..*sniff*..I didnt mean to.. *uhwaaaaa*

Chances are, you'll either gain sympathy and forgiveness, OR your PC might be held out of reach..your call :p

3)Come Clean. Own up.
It was bound to happen someday. It happened today, instead of last week, next year or the day your started bunking. Just tell your parents why you did what you did. Simple. Atleast you want be running around trying to remember what lie you told to whom.

[/The Simpsons Movie]

There, take your weapon of choice. :D

DISCLAIMER: the author of this post will not be held liable for the outcome of anybody who follows this post :p
 
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rohan_mhtr

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thewisecrab said:
[The Simpsons Movie]


Just tell your parents why you did what you did. Simple. Atleast you want be running around trying to remember what lie you told to whom.

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NO Freakin way !!! Cant tell them what i did when i bunked !!
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[The Simpsons Movie]

I have narrowed down your answers to 3 unthinkable options:

1) Chaat the prof
answer all questions
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Can i answer all questions:grin::-( ?? what do u think ?
 
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Krow

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^More likely to get burned by a 4870X2.

rohan, make up some things about what you were doing while bunking his lec. Good solid excuses. You have attended all the pracs, tell your parents that this prof is something you just can't bear and hence you dint attend his lec. The other madam can help maybe.

If that is not an option, well then, I'm sorry as I do not believe in supporting lies as they will only cause you more trouble and well, we would not actually be helping you.
 
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try to "hire" some parents(good actors)...this works...my friend once escaped being thrown out of college...

Also i am in no way responsible for the outcome....use at your own risk.
 
Faun

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Get emotional and say your girlfriend is pregnant and you need more chutti to reconcile with her and fuged up life. A caring professor will help you with some money too.
 
Ethan_Hunt

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rohan_mhtr said:
Talking with my parents is the last option . First tell me if there is a way i can make my professor believe in me .
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Trust me, it will save you a lot of time and hassle. Lies will be caught eventually. When I goofed up in my First year, I took my mom (dad would have screwed me to oblivion :neutral:) to the college. We were asked to fill some sort of undertaking form (useless as it is) and then small lecture followed. Next thing I know is showing my mom around the college and she was amazed by it's awesome campus.

So you'll end up listening to a short preaching (or long) from both sides, but it's better than lying.
 
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