Best excuse for missing college lectures

[vamsi_krishna]

Yes dude, No matter what you do..

they don't hit you... they don't beat you... and

they will only tell it's not fare..

so face it.. just face it.

 

[Krow]

Yeah and don't repeat the stuff that you have already done. Attend 70% lecs and have fun in the 30% that you bunk.

 

[vamsi_krishna]

I use to bunk a lot when I was in first year. Like i bunked almost 35% of the classes and paid the fine of 500rs at the end of the year. But in Second years and this year I am attending almost all the classes. Although it feels bore.. at the end of the year it feels good.

 

[Krow]

Lol... In 12th I used to bunk a bit. 75pc attendance was compulsory, so I was in my junior college, but playing on the ground. But in all my grad years, I have had 95-99.9% attendance.

 

[Liverpool_fan]

Pretty nice guys you lot are.

My attendance sucks too. But that's because I sit at home most of the time. (was 40% last sem )

I am pretty sure your prof just doesnt have the time to really run after you. He will get tired soon, and not really bother about you.

And I am not accountable for the outcome either, use at your own risk. XD

 

[thewisecrab]

My attendance was 98% in school, now it's well. . . Let's not in down that road. Anyway, the OP is definitely better off coming clean and telling his parents what happened. At the most they'll be upset with you for a week or something after which you'll be fine, that's better off than lying to 10 different people, forgetting what you told to whom, & then getting even more screwed in the end.

 

[rohan_mhtr]

Got out of it by telling the truth but you would need some guts . Today i went to see the professor after a friend of mine in the same year tipped me with good ideas . Some funny things happened

Today 11am .....
knock knock
SIR: whos there ....
ME: Sir its me , i want to have a word with you
SIR: where are your parents
ME: sir i have not yet told them regarding this
SIR: then dont enter my office without your parents , i am not taking your journal so that you well get a well deserved drop this year !!! (In engineering if our journals are not checked or submitted then we may get a year drop)
ME: sir i am extremely sorry about everything and i also lied to you
SIR: What lie ?
Me: that i was sick
SIR: i know that it was a lie . Let me check your attendence again( took out his register) Oh my god only 9 attended out of 46
ME : 46 !! ( in my mind i was thinking when i had attended those nine , i remembered only 3, well someone must have gave proxies )
ME: Sir i know i have made a big mistake by not attending your lectures , this i realized recently when i started studying and could not understand a single topic .
I know i lost all those precious lectures but i want to compensate !!
SIR: what ?
ME: since i lost my lectures can you teach me in your tutions , Atul told me you take privat classes , can i join it , i will pay your fees !!
SIR: the portion is almost completed but can you come on fridays and sundays
ME : sure
SIR: i take Rs4000 for a crash course from other students but since you are a BE student of our own college i will take only RS 3500 !!
ME: Ok sir i will pay and start as soon as possible
ME: Sir ; what about my journal .
SIR: Oh , keep it on my table under those files . Is it completed ?
ME : Ya but the diagrams of the 4th and 7th experiment ,i dont know if it is correct , also the graph of 2nd experiment is incomplete . ( Actually i could not find anyones file to copy them from since most of the students had submited their files )
SIR: Anyway keep your file there and make sure you complete it after i check it
ME: Sure sir
SIR: come on friday at my class at 5 , is it ok . and also bring your fees since its already late
By then i was allready leaving his office .

This is the professor who refuses to check anyones jounal if even the date column is incomplete !!!

 

[Krow]

Money power... Dunno which smiley to post alongside this!

 

[Cool G5]

Whosh! Good Escape

 

[thewisecrab]

cheeky bast*ard you

Anyways, don't dig such a grave like this again

 

[Stuge]

yup ! some good work there

not make sure from next year/Sem this doesn't happen again .

I never had attendance problem in college since mine was always more 85%