Ya, may be its funny, but anyways. Dude i have done it for you. Download the word document from *cid-988261b694475a67.skydrive.live.com/self.aspx/Public/Message.doc. I have written it using Arial Unicode and the font is embedded into the file so you'll have no problem opening it. Also, to resize the text, just select it and choose new size from toolbar. Hope it fullfills your needs.
BTW, i haven't written any smilies and the second line

i dont think you want to write that
