aryayush
Aspiring Novelist
One of the funniest things I've read in a while. It is a spoof of Steve Jobs' open letter to all iPhone customers. Here's a quote:
[Via Woot]
LOL!
I'm LMAO out here. 
Highly recommended stuff.
And another one just to whet your appetite:I have received more than three emails from Zune buyers who are upset about Woot dropping the price of the Zune by $20 one month after it went on sale the first time. After reading every one of these emails, or at least scanning their subject lines, I have some observations and conclusions.
First, I need to make a better effort to hide my email address.
Read more...Third, being in technology for 1+ years, give or take a year, I can attest to the fact that the technology road is bumpy. There is always some idiot changing lanes without signaling, and the potholes never seem to get fixed. If you always wait for the next price cut or to buy the new improved model, you’ll never buy any technology product. I mean, why should you? Truth is, you don’t really need any of this junk.
[Via Woot]
LOL!


Highly recommended stuff.