thewisecrab
AFK
I've been prompted about this a lot on #krow at freenode. Each time, I get a strange response. Well, since I got tired of typing out the same crap over and over again, I decided to make this thread.
Whats it about? Its a response to everyone who says "well, you say you want get out of the country. you are a hypocrite. why cant you fix it? See! Everyone's the same. You are not a patriot" (ok, I cleaned up the words)
The following is an example I've been giving since 3yrs ago. Why is the government failing? Well, it's pretty easy to know why.
In 1951, (if my memory serves correctly) there were 18 ministries in the Council Of Ministers. If your history textbooks are correct, maximum development took place during this time, and atleast it laid a decent enough foundation for further development to follow.
As the freedom fighters among the Congress began to retire, genuine interest in taking development forward stopped. Ministers clamoured for a portfolio as such a job offers perks (I think you know, free bills, free travel, huge house, etc.) When the ruling party found it unfeasible, the ministers threatened withdrawal (coalition politics, no?) and thus, the ruling party had to budge, decentralizing the a few of 18 ministries, and making these ministers heads of a few. After all, decentralization ensures stability right?
Cut to today. There are 60+ ministries. Yes, 60+. I got bored after reaching 60, so yeah, 60+. And how are they? Let me "centralize" them for you:
1)Energy and Resources
Ministry of New and Renewable Energy
Ministry of Petroleum and Natural Gas
Ministry of Power
Ministry of Coal
Ministry of Steel
Ministry of Mines
Ministry of Earth Sciences
Ministry of Chemicals and Fertilizers
2)Mind you, this is just "affairs" Goodness knows why they cant be clubbed into one. (WTF is "Overseas Indian"? Isnt "External" enough?)
Ministry of Home Affairs
Ministry of External Affairs
Ministry of Overseas Indian Affairs
Ministry of Youth Affairs
Ministry of Parliamentary Affairs
Ministry of Tribal Affairs
Ministry of Corporate Affairs
Ministry of Minority Affairs
3)Transport (I found this funny)
Ministry of Shipping
Ministry of Railways
Ministry of Civil Aviation
Ministry of Road Transport and Highways
(wont one "Ministry of Transportation" solve the whole damn thing? and wtf is "civil" aviation? There's uncivilized folk too?)
So, in all this "decentralization", work is meant to be divided and done faster right? Well, by that logic, we should be living in Utopia right now. Add to it the fact that there are 100's of civil servants under these MPs, who will do the work for them (though they too delegate it to their juniors), making sure that no matter what happens, no work is done.
And please, dont mention "but we are growing at 8%". Having seen tons of interviews and debates, basic conclusion is that India should have reached double-digit growth a long time ago. 8% growth is pittance (but given our state, we should be glad atleast it's "growth")
I hope I'm getting through. I'm open to accepting views (this is fight club )
There are waaaay too many more "fun facts", but going by the time of post, I'll need sleep. Good night, and lets hope this thread wont die
Whats it about? Its a response to everyone who says "well, you say you want get out of the country. you are a hypocrite. why cant you fix it? See! Everyone's the same. You are not a patriot" (ok, I cleaned up the words)
The following is an example I've been giving since 3yrs ago. Why is the government failing? Well, it's pretty easy to know why.
In 1951, (if my memory serves correctly) there were 18 ministries in the Council Of Ministers. If your history textbooks are correct, maximum development took place during this time, and atleast it laid a decent enough foundation for further development to follow.
As the freedom fighters among the Congress began to retire, genuine interest in taking development forward stopped. Ministers clamoured for a portfolio as such a job offers perks (I think you know, free bills, free travel, huge house, etc.) When the ruling party found it unfeasible, the ministers threatened withdrawal (coalition politics, no?) and thus, the ruling party had to budge, decentralizing the a few of 18 ministries, and making these ministers heads of a few. After all, decentralization ensures stability right?
Cut to today. There are 60+ ministries. Yes, 60+. I got bored after reaching 60, so yeah, 60+. And how are they? Let me "centralize" them for you:
1)Energy and Resources
Ministry of New and Renewable Energy
Ministry of Petroleum and Natural Gas
Ministry of Power
Ministry of Coal
Ministry of Steel
Ministry of Mines
Ministry of Earth Sciences
Ministry of Chemicals and Fertilizers
2)Mind you, this is just "affairs" Goodness knows why they cant be clubbed into one. (WTF is "Overseas Indian"? Isnt "External" enough?)
Ministry of Home Affairs
Ministry of External Affairs
Ministry of Overseas Indian Affairs
Ministry of Youth Affairs
Ministry of Parliamentary Affairs
Ministry of Tribal Affairs
Ministry of Corporate Affairs
Ministry of Minority Affairs
3)Transport (I found this funny)
Ministry of Shipping
Ministry of Railways
Ministry of Civil Aviation
Ministry of Road Transport and Highways
(wont one "Ministry of Transportation" solve the whole damn thing? and wtf is "civil" aviation? There's uncivilized folk too?)
So, in all this "decentralization", work is meant to be divided and done faster right? Well, by that logic, we should be living in Utopia right now. Add to it the fact that there are 100's of civil servants under these MPs, who will do the work for them (though they too delegate it to their juniors), making sure that no matter what happens, no work is done.
And please, dont mention "but we are growing at 8%". Having seen tons of interviews and debates, basic conclusion is that India should have reached double-digit growth a long time ago. 8% growth is pittance (but given our state, we should be glad atleast it's "growth")
I hope I'm getting through. I'm open to accepting views (this is fight club )
There are waaaay too many more "fun facts", but going by the time of post, I'll need sleep. Good night, and lets hope this thread wont die