New M$ Patch Blocks Firefox Downloads

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rajesh

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M$. today released a new security patch for its Internet Explorer (IE) web browser which prevents users from accidentally or intentionally downloading the new free, open-source Firefox browser from The Mozilla Foundation.

"Firefox is a dangerous and contagious browser that could seriously jeopardize marketshare," said an unnamed M$ spokesman. "Unless consumers take action to block Firefox, it could speed up web surfing and return control of user computers to the users themselves."

The source added that Internet Explorer is a superior product because it allows computer experts, called 'hackers', to control your computer.

"Who would you rather have in control of your PC?" the M$ spokesman asked rhetorically, "Do you want an expert who knows every line of the IE code, or some bozo like you who just walks into Circuit City and buys the cheapest PC off the shelf?"

Although M$ recommends that IE users download the anti-Firefox patch immediately, users who fail to do so will get it anyway within two weeks through Windows automatic updates.

Asked whether Mozilla's free email program, Thunderbird, could also pose a threat to M$'s Outlook, the spokesman said, "There is no competition for Outlook. We have not heard of Thunderbird, and we are not now preparing a patch to block it, which will be released in January."

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*www.drudge.com/discuss/viewTopic.php/23624
 

naveenchandran

In the zone
Internet Explorer is a superior product because it allows computer experts, called 'hackers', to control your computer

What a stupid thing is this? If hackers can control our computer is it a superior product?
:evil:

Internet Explorer -- The Worst Browser ever Created
 

techno_funky

da' Ťurntable ruleth
rajesh said:
"Firefox is a dangerous and contagious browser that could seriously jeopardize marketshare," said an unnamed M$ spokesman. "Unless consumers take action to block Firefox, it could speed up web surfing and return control of user computers to the users themselves."

The source added that Internet Explorer is a superior product because it allows computer experts, called 'hackers', to control your computer.

WTF!!! was the writer drunk or was a gun sponsered by M$ at his head
or is he gone HAYWIRE
or NUTs
or
hahahahahahahahahahahahah
INTERNET EXPLORER is a superior product hahahahahahahahahhahah
hahahahahhahahahahahah
OMG!!!! hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahah
joke wasnt it
theres still a lot of time for APRIL 1
hahahahahahhaha
ok KMA!!! to the writer
:lol:
 

mariner_5147

Broken In
Ok guys take it easy...this is a joke....am sure u all are joking too...whatever...

@Rajesh
could have posted this in jokes thread...lol...but the tittle sure is a catch...btw..nice avtar..i am saving it on my pc.

cheers
 

Doddy

Broken In
link from where discuss,
doen't matter

First rule of online debate: don't read any posts other than your own, they may contain new and disturbing ideas. Second rule of online debate: if you can't negate the arguments that ARE there, fabricate ones that you can
 

digen

Youngling
eh? This is totally crazy if its true.
bah I dont trust the source either.Just 4 other sites have the same thing & they are not popular either.
 

djmykey

Let the music play.....
I hate ie thats what and reading that article made me lmao so thats what I think about it.
 

borg

In the zone
c'mon people, the original post was just a joke. I mean, what the hell were ya all thinking???. Was anyone for a second thinking it was a real thing????. Wake up everyone!!!.
 
wasting the time thats it

I think we are wasting our time in writing replies and all stuff,no meaning at all for such jokes,internet explorer has its own importance and firefox too its own,thats depends on us that which one is the best that suits you thats it!!!!!!!!dont waste a thinkdigit webpages for replying after this
 

Nemesis

Wise Old Owl
LOL gr8 post....and neeraj..u just posted and kept the thread alive....much like what i am doing with this reply....
 
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