LOLCODE : The latest Gem to Programming

[Zeeshan Quireshi]

Programming the LOL way.
All LOLCats, LOL, ALL CAPS.

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Examples :

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
UP VAR!!1
VISIBLE VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
AWSUM THX
VISIBLE FILE
O NOES
INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE

THe Last one had me in splits
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[QwertyManiac]

No, no no! Not in code too!

 

[gxsaurav]

thats a real programming language, :ROFL:

Linux, Mac & Windows should switch to it

 

[chesss]

how is this technology news??

 

[CINTEL ENTRINO]

can sum1 translate that to ordinary english so that we may hav a laugh too...... !?!

 

[prateek_san]

Lmao .....

 

[Tech.Masti]

 

[fun2sh]

forget this c++ n java. now i will learn LOLCODE

 

[Zeeshan Quireshi]

can sum1 translate that to ordinary english so that we may hav a laugh too...... !?!

LOLCODE to Read a file :

[COLOR="Navy"]HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
	AWSUM THX
		VISIBLE FILE
	O NOES
		INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE[/COLOR]

Notes:

• PLZ … ? introduces a try/exception block
• AWSUM THX introduces the block to execute on success with PLZ. It is implicitly closed by…
• O NOES, which is the exception block. It should be closed with KTHX, but it hits the final KTHXBYE, which (I assert) is a bit of syntactic sugar that closes everything.
• OPEN handles non-default-terminal-based I/O. FILE in this case is simply a variable, a file handle for the LOLCATS.TXT file.
• INVISIBLE is a print command to the debug console, commonly known as STDERR.

C++ Equivalent:

[COLOR="Navy"]#include<iostream>
#include<fstream>

using namespace std;

int main()
{
  ifstream fin;
  fin.open("LOLCATS.TXT");
  if(fin)
      //Code to go through file n print it
  else
     cout << "Error !";
}[/COLOR]

 

[Tech.Masti]

^^^
thanks 4 translate into C++

 

[joey_182]

kool man..really kool..
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