Tech.Masti
Wise Old Owl
^^ yah ,Its just a joke 
Interview at Infosys [Joke ]
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iMav
The Devil's Advocate
well the main reason for companies like tcs and infy for hiring 10k+ recruits every yr is so tht they do not have man shortage which is considered to be the biggest road block for any company .... now things have changed skilled man power available is scarce hence these ppl recruit any 1 ....
extc engg are hired by tcs and infy wat more can 1 say .... besides everything tht u r supposed to do thr u r trained for so its no big deal for them
now these guys know tht out of 10k+ a lot will leave so the next yr agan 10k+
extc engg are hired by tcs and infy wat more can 1 say .... besides everything tht u r supposed to do thr u r trained for so its no big deal for them
now these guys know tht out of 10k+ a lot will leave so the next yr agan 10k+
Quiz_Master
* Teh Flirt King *
A little offtopic but I found this in my mail. Really Funny.
Why student fails in exam???????
It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails, Because the year has an 'ONLY 365' days.
Typical academic year for a student.
1. Sundays- 52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.
3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.
4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.
5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat)-means 30days. Balance 96 days.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days . Balance 81 days.
7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.
10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.
11. That 1 day is your birthday.
"How can a student pass????"
Why student fails in exam???????
It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails, Because the year has an 'ONLY 365' days.
Typical academic year for a student.
1. Sundays- 52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.
3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.
4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.
5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat)-means 30days. Balance 96 days.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days . Balance 81 days.
7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.
10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.
11. That 1 day is your birthday.
"How can a student pass????"
Tech.Masti
Wise Old Owl
^^^
already posted here sometime before, but yes its really funny
already posted here sometime before, but yes its really funny
ashu888ashu888
Core i7 (nehalem) Owner
Awesome dude, forget abt its identity being real or fake, I loved it
Edit: im a 4th year I.T Engg Student, from Mumbai
Cheers n e-peace..
Edit: im a 4th year I.T Engg Student, from Mumbai
Cheers n e-peace..
NucleusKore
TheSaint
I thought the training period was for six months and not two years
::cyborg::
In the zone
in our college campus recruitment HR was beaten by my friend a sikh jat guy of my class because the HR said that what do u do if i was found hving sex with ur mother
hr was beaten so badly that his nose was bleeding and he my friend was abusing him so badly
LOLZ
hr was beaten so badly that his nose was bleeding and he my friend was abusing him so badly
LOLZ
esumitkumar
Call me Sumit
lemme clear all of ur doubts ..(been two yrs in Infy and now Im in TCS) :
** that above was a JOKE..good one
** that bench part is true but u shud pursue ur HR to give some project ...he/she will definitely give
** that subramaniam part is true ..he was fired as he was making mockery of infy ad recruiting campaign...
** Infy training is one of the hardest in industry..for non comp engg graduates trng is 3.5 mnths..for comp engg its 1.5 mnths ...they teach u everything frm C,oracle,java,unix etc..thr r regular online tests(every two days) n projects..to pass u have to get 65 out of 100 else u r thrown out..so its not a joke ..njoying n masti in TRNG !
** as told by my TCS frnz, TCS fresher trng is somewhat easier..no online tests..no throwing out..2 mnths full masti fr everyone ...
** they r taking Bsc graduates cuz industry is facing shortage of good ppl..have u ever read in ET ..over 70% of engg graduates r unemployable ...also Bsc ppl will take less salary than enggs ...so ...
I guess that clear all the doubts
** that above was a JOKE..good one
** that bench part is true but u shud pursue ur HR to give some project ...he/she will definitely give
** that subramaniam part is true ..he was fired as he was making mockery of infy ad recruiting campaign...
** Infy training is one of the hardest in industry..for non comp engg graduates trng is 3.5 mnths..for comp engg its 1.5 mnths ...they teach u everything frm C,oracle,java,unix etc..thr r regular online tests(every two days) n projects..to pass u have to get 65 out of 100 else u r thrown out..so its not a joke ..njoying n masti in TRNG !
** as told by my TCS frnz, TCS fresher trng is somewhat easier..no online tests..no throwing out..2 mnths full masti fr everyone ...
** they r taking Bsc graduates cuz industry is facing shortage of good ppl..have u ever read in ET ..over 70% of engg graduates r unemployable ...also Bsc ppl will take less salary than enggs ...so ...
I guess that clear all the doubts
raksrules
Youngling
lemme clear all of ur doubts ..(been two yrs in Infy and now Im in TCS) :
** that above was a JOKE..good one
** that bench part is true but u shud pursue ur HR to give some project ...he/she will definitely give
** that subramaniam part is true ..he was fired as he was making mockery of infy ad recruiting campaign...
** Infy training is one of the hardest in industry..for non comp engg graduates trng is 3.5 mnths..for comp engg its 1.5 mnths ...they teach u everything frm C,oracle,java,unix etc..thr r regular online tests(every two days) n projects..to pass u have to get 65 out of 100 else u r thrown out..so its not a joke ..njoying n masti in TRNG !
** as told by my TCS frnz, TCS fresher trng is somewhat easier..no online tests..no throwing out..2 mnths full masti fr everyone ...
** they r taking Bsc graduates cuz industry is facing shortage of good ppl..have u ever read in ET ..over 70% of engg graduates r unemployable ...also Bsc ppl will take less salary than enggs ...so ...
I guess that clear all the doubts
+1 (In Infy for last 2.5 Years)
Yes the training is class apart.
The Campus awesome.
Before being thrown out they will give you sufficient time and tests to save yourselves.
The training for a IT/CS/CE student is about 2 months and for a Non-IT/CS/CE students its 4 months.
Bsc people are being recruited by Infy but they are at a lower level than engg graduates. They are Junior Software Engineers and need to clear a tough test before being promoted to Software Engineer Role.
Rahim
Married!
This line takes my goatInterviewer: And which languages have you used?
Candidate: Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in German, French, Russian and many other languages.
Very true.. fc!kin hiliarious and awesome presence of mind!!This line takes my goat
nileshgr
Wise Old Owl
They do this. There is another joke like this.overall gud but this seemed strange ...
how can they do this ??
then y don't u go ahead ?
The above one is true. It happened in the south when my GrandFather was working!
They do this. There is another joke like this.overall gud but this seemed strange ...
how can they do this ??
then y don't u go ahead ?
The above one is true. It happened in the south when my GrandFather was working!
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