shaunak
Tux Fan
Whats common b/w himesh and bond?
Both have the license to kill.
Bond need a gun, himesh has his voice.
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Headlines in the year 2010
> Himesh has shocked the entire medical faternity by making the ears throw up.
>10000 ipods and 12000 Zunes had to be recalled after the mysteriously stopped working. Rumours have it the were all playing himesh songs.
> All mp3 player manufacturers meet to invent new "himesh proof" components.
> Himesh will now remake "the matrix" in which he will defeat Agent simth with the sheer power of his voice
> Ditto for Don, Sholay, Lord of the rings .....
> Himesh to produce, direct, write and compose for his next movie "HIMESH-MAN". Rumers have it that he will be the sole audience also.
>Himesh appear as James bond in "Man with the pathetic voice" and "No license to sing"
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Himesh likes his audience shaken not stired.
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Whats 13 cube? "suroor" [tera (13) tera tera suuuroooor]
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One day in the future we will see
>cars without wheels
>swords without blades
>pens without refills
sell like hot cakes. I mean why not, if TALENTLESS singers can sell then why not these?
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Mr. Himesh i hope you read this, get offended and so dipressed THAT YOU STOP SINGING!
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Mayb i should stop making jokes on the biggest joke of the millenium.
Now the most important question?> If everyone hate him, who buys his albums!!!!?
Both have the license to kill.
Bond need a gun, himesh has his voice.
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Headlines in the year 2010
> Himesh has shocked the entire medical faternity by making the ears throw up.
>10000 ipods and 12000 Zunes had to be recalled after the mysteriously stopped working. Rumours have it the were all playing himesh songs.
> All mp3 player manufacturers meet to invent new "himesh proof" components.
> Himesh will now remake "the matrix" in which he will defeat Agent simth with the sheer power of his voice
> Ditto for Don, Sholay, Lord of the rings .....
> Himesh to produce, direct, write and compose for his next movie "HIMESH-MAN". Rumers have it that he will be the sole audience also.
>Himesh appear as James bond in "Man with the pathetic voice" and "No license to sing"
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Himesh likes his audience shaken not stired.
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Whats 13 cube? "suroor" [tera (13) tera tera suuuroooor]
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One day in the future we will see
>cars without wheels
>swords without blades
>pens without refills
sell like hot cakes. I mean why not, if TALENTLESS singers can sell then why not these?
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Mr. Himesh i hope you read this, get offended and so dipressed THAT YOU STOP SINGING!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mayb i should stop making jokes on the biggest joke of the millenium.
Now the most important question?> If everyone hate him, who buys his albums!!!!?
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) so people copy the album and let his songs be left alone in the most unaccessable sector of the HD. 
