Apple, you have a customer for life!

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narangz

narangz

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LMAO :D What a topic & what a love :D
arya said:
My Mac just saved my friggin' butt! I worship it now. I was cursing it just a while ago and I love it now. I want to kiss it; I want to profess my love to it. Maybe take it to a candlelit dinner or something! I am not exaggerating and I've not gone loony.
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Do Not Mind the following text. Its a joke :D

Means you are marrying a Mac :D Then are you sure you'll have kids? Or will you have apples :D Okay guys arya's child's name: appleayush :D

(Arya, sorry :D )
 
eggman

eggman

I have Yolks not Brains!
Tomorrow arya will save a file, but(as he's careless) will forget the location where he saved. Then he'll curse apple,kick it,..........the suddenly, he'll remember the greatest invention of all time, known as Spotlite. Woof, he'll find the file within seconds and wow!!!!! Apple has done it again. Apple will get the same customer, for two lifetimes. GO APPLE GO!!!!!!!!!
 
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aryayush

aryayush

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eggman said:
Tomorrow arya will save a file, but(as he's careless) will forget the location where he saved. Then he'll curse apple,kick it,..........the suddenly, he'll remember the greatest invention of all time, known as Spotlite. Woof, he'll find the file within seconds and wow!!!!! Apple has done it again. Apple will get the same customer, for two lifetimes. GO APPLE GO!!!!!!!!!
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LOL! That was funny. :lol:

Thanks goobimama, for posting what I was about to post. TextEdit != Word. It is more in line with Wordpad.

I almost never launch Pages because TextEdit does whatever I want it to. I only ever bother with Pages if I need the templates. And yes, TextEdit is indeed better than Pages for most casual users.

To everyone who is saying I exaggerated and had a good laugh, please be thankful to me. I don't know about you guys but I think I made it pretty clear that this was a humourous post. Sarcasm and exaggeration are two of my favourites when it comes to generating humour.

When I was posting this thread, I knew I would be ridiculed for going over the moon just because of a tiny auto-recovery feature. Knowing that full well, I still went ahead and posted this. Because most of you guys don't get the point. My Mac saved my life yesterday. I won second prize for that essay that my Mac saved. I've fallen in love and wanted to express my happiness and I certainly don't need anyone's permission to do so.

This is a humourous post. Treat it as one. Thanks! :)


Mods, you might want to merge this thread with the Apple thread.
 
gxsaurav

gxsaurav

You gave been GXified
I've fallen in love and wanted to express my happiness and I certainly don't need anyone's permission to do so.
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U R in love with a machine :confused:

The Matrix here sooner the I expected
 
iMav

iMav

The Devil's Advocate
didnt u tell them that u used a mac to make the essay they sure wudv given u the first prize ... u use a mac after :lol:
 
gxsaurav

gxsaurav

You gave been GXified
Are its ok, even Apple is at 2nd place when it comes to over all Market share of OS out there in the world, so arya will work hard just like Apple to reach place 1
 
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aryayush

aryayush

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Who hacked your account?

I seriously hope that was sarcasm. You found the post above yours funny? Am I missing something here? :confused:
 
goobimama

goobimama

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Heh heh.. in the words of daffy duck (now you know it's me), The 'yolks' on you...

It's all good man. Just that gx somehow manages to come up with some cracked up scheme trying to put you down...that's why it was funny. I did 'seriously' laugh...
 
vish786

vish786

"The Gentleman"
goobimama said:
It's all good man. Just that gx somehow manages to come up with some cracked up scheme trying to put you down...that's why it was funny. I did 'seriously' laugh...
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he always does that... kutte ki pooch ki thara peche rehata hai. :D
 
alsiladka

alsiladka

Noobie Pro
Arya you still did not mention why you did not save such an important document in the first place?
That is one of the fundamentals of computing, save your work with a frequency proportionate to its importance (Hey it just came to my mind :) )
 
enticer86

enticer86

Stay Silent!
guys... lets stop laughin... congrats mr. arya... u recovered an IMP doc tht u forgot to save...congrats...


gx_saurav said:
Wait, u were writing an Important essay & u forgot to save it?

Oh! why oh why I use word 2003/2007 which already has autosave & document recovery feature since ages...

why oh why do I press the control+S button when i m writing some thing importent in Notepad..

I failed to understand, why my logic is so good :D
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If only one wud hav the logic to save an imp doc while working on it, one wud not b on MAC :D :D :D :D :D :D
 
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aryayush

aryayush

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Oh really! WOW, that's some convoluted logic you have going on there, Mayank!

I did not save it because that's what I do. I don't save. I have a notebook so I am not in any danger of power suddenly being cut off and I have a Mac so I am not in any danger of it crashing suddenly, so I don't have the need to keep hitting ⌘S regularly. I just don't save. I know it is a very bad habit that might come back to bite me some day - but well, that's just the way it is.
 
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