LOL
i got an SS of the thread its quite funny!
what os do you use?
windows
LOL again
back to topic, increase volume in the windows sound properties, increase the master volume and the wave volume. if you use any sound driver software like intel audio studio, raise the volume there too. increase the volume in whatever music player you are using.
if all of them do not meet your expectations, google "ac3filter" and install. you can boost your audio with that.
last resort is get a new sound card. its cheap. its effective.