Crysis is the world's longest playable computer game demo, preparing game enthusiasts for the long awaited best game of all time, Crysis 2, which is itself a demo for the even longer awaited Crysis 3 in which you maybe cause some noticeable damage to this alien super-army. The demo was produced by 5 drunks who think motion blur is really cool and was tested by no one, as the story is too good for any playtesters to comment on how wonderfully comprehendable it is and how it is no way whatsoever cheesy, predictable and cringeworthy. The demo was released in 2037, when the only supercomputer which could run it was reduced to an affordable $14 million, bringing it into the mainstream market. Upon release critics gave up on life and shot themselves, meaning the game recieved no negative feedback whatsoever, an industry first.
