If David Dhawan made Taare:
Obvious starcast:
Shirtless Salman as teacher
Johnny Lever as the dyslexic child
Raveena Tondon as mother(what if she has to come out of her retirement, role is meaty)
Sanjay Dutt as Father
Govinda as Brother
Govinda will have more footage than the original dyslexic child including 5 songs, 4 with shirtless salman.Dyslexic Child will be good at mimicry and talking nonsense. The movie will have some cheap humor. It will also have two mandatory action sequences one just before interval and one at the end.There will be no storyline & no script (remember its a DD movie). Movie will be called Taare No. 1.