The petty squabbles of the Spanish sporting press are often equal parts hilarious and depressing. Some will tell you Real Madrid are angels made flesh and any misfortune that befalls them must be the skullduggerous work of the FA/government/shadowy all-powerful and all-knowing forces. The other half are the same, only for Barcelona.
AS fall squarely into the former category, and when faced with a contentious offside call that went in Barca's favour (David Villa's goal, set up by Dani Alves, who may or may not have been off), there was only one thing they could possibly do.
Simply remove the defender who may actually be playing the Barça man onside from an image in your paper and shout from the rooftops about a refereeing howler.
Then get found out and apologise for the 'error'.
