Re: Share All Your Jokes Here !
Three men, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The First young man pressed his forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at him questioningly.
'That was my pager,' he said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rang.
The second young man lifted his palm to his ear.
When he finished, he explained,
'That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.'
The older man felt very low-tech, not to be out done,
he decided he had to do something just as impressive.
he stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
he returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.
The older man finally said............
Well, will you look at that........I'm getting a fax !!
